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This is in reference to the UG magazine. In short, I'm doing a section that is like a "Ask Alice" thing, but I'm not Alice..I'm..AJSaw


Anyway, I'm using this as a place for questions. Post a decent questions, and I'll pick some and answer them, which will be in the upcoming issue. Expect some sarcasm.


Go for it.
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#3
Would you rather sleep with the world's ugliest female, or the world's hottest shemale?

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Berserker.
#4
was six really afraid of seven, or is that just government propaganda?
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#5
You guys don't understand the questions he's looking for he's doing an advice column. Damn uncultured pitmonkeys.
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#6
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You guys don't understand the questions he's looking for he's doing an advice column. Damn uncultured pitmonkeys.

I know, I'm just in a real pickle here

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#7
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I know, I'm just in a real pickle here


Oh, in that case, have them sex each other and casually walk away, either casually walk away or put it in the she-male as she's doing the ugly girl. I don't know, to be the worlds ugliest girl, she'd have to be less attractive than like fetal alcohol syndrom people, which its not their fault, but that would kill my boner. She-male it is.
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Oh, in that case, have them sex each other and casually walk away, either casually walk away or put it in the she-male as she's doing the ugly girl. I don't know, to be the worlds ugliest girl, she'd have to be less attractive than like fetal alcohol syndrom people, which its not their fault, but that would kill my boner. She-male it is.

Exactly. I honestly would choose the shemale as well. There are some feral looking women out there, I'd hate to see the worst.

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Berserker.
#9
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You guys don't understand the questions he's looking for he's doing an advice column. Damn uncultured pitmonkeys.


yeah, cause you know, you asked a really useful question there.

so here's a hypothetical question that i just thought of:

so let's say i ask my ten-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. he says he doesn't know, so i tell him he can be whatever he wants. he then tells me he wants to be a zombie. i tried to tell him that a zombie is not a practical career choice, but then he said that he thought that i said he could be whatever he wanted. how do i fix this situation?
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#10
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You guys don't understand the questions he's looking for he's doing an advice column. Damn uncultured pitmonkeys.

They're just afraid to put down the wall and let other people into their tortured souls.
#13
Sometimes I wonder if I really admire revolutionaries because of their actions, or if I envy their deaths. What should I do AJ?
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#15
If I bump this thread, will you give me free money?
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#19
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Does the pit really benefit UG, or just make it look like a place of gathering monkeys to scratch themselves and pick bugs off each other?

If you have enough monkeys and enough computers for a long enough time...
#21
If I ask a question, will it get answered?
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#23
Dear AJSaw,

Why is my dick so big?

-Mr. Guywithreallybigdick
For Frodo!
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#24
as someone who has asked AJ questions, I can say that the answers are impeccably accurate. I am impressed and would ask again.

OT:

Dear AJ,

What state has the coolest average summers? I'm going to be applying to REUs for next summer (taking the programs into consideration, obviously), but I want to know where NOT to go as 80+ F weather will kill me.

- Fever-Induced Delirium from Oregon
#25
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yeah, cause you know, you asked a really useful question there.

so here's a hypothetical question that i just thought of:

so let's say i ask my ten-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. he says he doesn't know, so i tell him he can be whatever he wants. he then tells me he wants to be a zombie. i tried to tell him that a zombie is not a practical career choice, but then he said that he thought that i said he could be whatever he wanted. how do i fix this situation?


You show him the film Dawn of the Dead and show him how the market is filled with zombies so that zombies are having a hard time getting a job these days and are being forced to seek part time jobs at their local shopping mall.
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#26
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You show him the film Dawn of the Dead and show him how the market is filled with zombies so that zombies are having a hard time getting a job these days and are being forced to seek part time jobs at their local shopping mall.


you're not supposed to answer the question, that's AJ's job
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#29
Dear AJSaw,

What do you think the world needs to do in order to overcome the current lull in the economy?
#30
i thought this was going to be about the radio show.
now extra flamey
#32
Does war cause religion?

Was Bunker killed in a Hitler?
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#33
dear AJ

i have a major crush on one of my teachers. she is only a few years older than me (maybe 10) and she is single. it's becoming a major problem, because i am unable to pay attention to her lessons. i would talk to her about it, but it would be very awkward. what should i do?
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#35
I often wonder if various historical figures are as wonderful or as terrible as history made them out to be. How could I go about figuring this out, AJSaw?
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#37
Dear AJ,

Do you like Piña Coladas? Getting caught in the rain? If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape, then who was phone?

Sincerely,

Not phone
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#38
so let's say i want a hammer. do you know what a hammer is? that's what i want, a damn hammer. now where in the hell would i go?
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#39
Dear AJSaw,

I'm single and have a horrible time talking to women. I can only talk to them when they have something music related with them because I sound like a dumbass otherwise. How can I break away from my shyness and ooze charisma and confidence?


Sincerely, hasn'thadsexinmonths
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