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People are always asking how they can tell if someone likes them. "Signs" they are being flirted with and such. I was reading some stupid magazine that my (male) friend had and there was an article on how to tell if a woman is attracted to you. I laughed and facepalmed simultaneously because it was so ridiculous. Being female, I was unaware that playing with your hair or pointing your foot in his direction were indicators of interest. Then again, maybe it's true for most women, just not me. So what are ways that you personally show you like someone?

Mine:
If I'm into someone I...
-Tend to hide from them, lolol.
-Act like I'm not interested, maybe to the point of being obvious.
-Or I can go the opposite way and ask them a lot of questions.
-Compete with them in a playful manner. I think this one's common though.

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#2
Most common behaviour I have noticed when I'm with someone I like is that physical contact with them makes me uneasy and I don't talk to them unless they start the conversation. Hooray for antilogic.
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#3
I get drunk and text them non-stop, then insist that we're just friends when I'm sober. Woo!
#4
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Mine:
If I'm into someone I...
-Tend to hide from them, lolol.
-Act like I'm not interested, maybe to the point of being obvious.

-Or I can go the opposite way and ask them a lot of questions.
-Compete with them in a playful manner. I think this one's common though.

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Most common behaviour I have noticed when I'm with someone I like is that physical contact with them makes me uneasy and I don't talk to them unless they start the conversation. Hooray for antilogic.

I agree with both of you. I'm terribly shy and I can't talk to the person I may like.
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#5
Whip it out and tell them do start rubbing...


Idk, I usually feel like I can't start the conversation or else it bothers them... Although when a conversation does happen, I'm pretty smooth. It's just getting there that's always been the hurdle.
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#6
my sarcasm kicks into overdrive when i speak to girls i'm interested in. doesn't always work out it my favor, though.
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pointing your foot in his direction were indicators of interest.

The hell, I read the exact same thing on AskMen.com yesterday

Who are these people that have conducted studies on how the direction of your foot indicates your willingness to fornicate with them??
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This is the sign I use:
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#10
I ask them questions about themselves and after learning a bit about them I try to expose their insecurities and convince them that they can't do better than me. Of course it's far more subtle in practice.
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The hell, I read the exact same thing on AskMen.com yesterday

Who are these people that have conducted studies on how the direction of your foot indicates your willingness to fornicate with them??


I suspect it's a phallic assertion kinda thang.
#14
I read the title as "Signs that you look like someone"

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#15
Articles like that are quite misleading. Women tend to flirt incessantly as a social activity rather than a means to an end. These signs that were mentioned may mean she is interested in you but whether it's a sexual, romantic or simply a social interest is pretty hard to ascertain without being direct.
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#16
When I start wanting to stay inside more often just to avoid the person or if I start alienating them from my life...essentially isolate self+ think of how much person will never like me...

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This is absolutely true for me. Admittedly, I also have some serious problems with jealously, so that presents itself tenfold if I have a crush.

Woe is me.
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#22
I won't speak to a female that I'm attracted to unless she speaks to me first. I'm too quiet around new people, especially new people that I would like to attempt to have a relationship with.

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#23
Haha, so many loners here. Throw away your insecurities, get some guts, and go for it guys!
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The hell, I read the exact same thing on AskMen.com yesterday

Who are these people that have conducted studies on how the direction of your foot indicates your willingness to fornicate with them??

It's a subconscious thing. I read this book by this ex-fbi interrogator and he said the part of the body that shows the most is the feet, because you don't realise it's happening. It's weird because you don't think about your feet when you're talking to people.

The book is called "What every body is saying". Some good bath time reading right there!

Also, TS, it's the same with women's magazine's and the 'What men are thinking....' articles. They're rarely correct, most of the time it's 'nothing'.

Anyway OT: I usually find it harder to flirt with the lass I'm interested in than with girls I'm just friends with. Really fooking annoying, but meh, I'm usually interested in girls and don't do anything about it, so it's my own fault!
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Anyway OT: I usually find it harder to flirt with the lass I'm interested in than with girls I'm just friends with. Really fooking annoying, but meh, I'm usually interested in girls and don't do anything about it, so it's my own fault!

This.
I have much more sucess with girls I'm not interested in and flirt constantly with than the ones I am interested in.
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I've had a couple of stalkers; girls that won't stop calling, starting insane rumors so my present gf might break up with me, being in the same place I am more than two or three times in a week, like a club or store...

Apart from the obvious stalker things, I'd say I usually know when they laugh a lot at my jokes, stand very close, casual but lingering eye or skin contact, their eyes kinda "smile" or twinkle, and of course the age old classic: Telling a friend of mine or someone else in the group, "He's cute. But don't tell him, i'd be sooo embarrassed." And, compliments.
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Also, TS, it's the same with women's magazine's and the 'What men are thinking....' articles. They're rarely correct, most of the time it's 'nothing'.


Aye, I've noticed that too. Except women's magazines will tell you what you already know when it comes to telling if a man is interested. IF YOU CATCH HIM STARING AT YOU ALL NIGHT WHILE HUMPING YOUR LEG THERE'S A CHANCE HE LIKES YOU HURP DURP
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#30
I gave that bitch some negative flirting.

Bitches love negative flirting.
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#31
I've never really liked anyone. Not enough to make me get off my ass and do something about it. I'm way too picky. Nobody has ever sparked my interest.

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#32
I so easy to read, though most people are oblivious to it.

I keep an eye out for them if they're normally around, such as at college if during that period they're normally in the common room i'll keep checking the door till they turn up.
Sexual innuendo flirting, though i make a lot of sexual innuendo jokes anyway.
A little playfighting maybe, depends how she takes it.

And subtley (read very obviously) staring at her chest or ass.
#34
If I like someone, I ask them out. That normally shows them that I like them.

Yeah.... seems a bit dull.
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Mine:
If I'm into someone I...
-Tend to hide from them, lolol.
-Act like I'm not interested, maybe to the point of being obvious.

-Or I can go the opposite way and ask them a lot of questions.
-Compete with them in a playful manner. I think this one's common though.

Yoar turn


Your main method of showing people you like them is... pretending you don't like them?

Now that's counter-intuitive at best
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#36
I just automatically assume that every girl already likes me. I look for any signs that one of them doesn't. Then I ignore her utterly while talking to all of her friends in a wildly interesting and endearing manner until she finally likes me. Then I say, 'cool,' and forget about her lol.
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People are always asking how they can tell if someone likes them. "Signs" they are being flirted with and such. I was reading some stupid magazine that my (male) friend had and there was an article on how to tell if a woman is attracted to you. I laughed and facepalmed simultaneously because it was so ridiculous. Being female, I was unaware that playing with your hair or pointing your foot in his direction were indicators of interest. Then again, maybe it's true for most women, just not me. So what are ways that you personally show you like someone?

Mine:
If I'm into someone I...
-Tend to hide from them, lolol.
-Act like I'm not interested, maybe to the point of being obvious.
-Or I can go the opposite way and ask them a lot of questions.
-Compete with them in a playful manner. I think this one's common though.

Yoar turn


This is actually VERY true. Every chick I have kissed or had sex with always played with their hair when they saw me. For me it's a dead give-away. It's kind of like saying "Hey, come over here because I like you!"
#38
I tend to end up looking them straight in the eyes whenever I see them or tapping on things.
I always get worried about talking to them aswell :L
#39
i'd say i think about them way too much. over analyze everything they say. but at the same time i tend to be more social around them than if i wasn't interested. and i must agree i do much better with girls i'm not interested in a relationship with, idk why less stress maybe???

and this may sound bad to say but i find it easy to flirt with girls just for fun, when i'm currently in a relationship, but than the girl starts to like me, but i'm already in a relationship so i feel kinda bad. flirting is fun tho.
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#40
i get a boner, walk up to her and point at it while looking her dead in the eye.

while chewing bubblegum.
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