Either intentionally or not
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I look better than them.
My guitar playing annoys most of my household, it's a great repellent.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
I listen to music excessively loud on my ipod. Non intentional, I just like it that way.
they're coming to take me away
I act cocky and do stupid things. Intentionally sometimes, but other times I don't even realize I'm doing it.

"Now I think I understand how this world can overcome a man..."

James THE REV Sullivan
I hit on girls who I know have boyfriends.
All the time.
Even girls who I know have girlfriends.
It's my thing.
I usually get them, too.
All the time, every way possible, intentionally
Obviously I know where the lines are, and I don't go into personal stuff that would offend or hurt people, but if I know something that irritates them, or something they don't particularly like being mentioned...they'll never hear the end of it. I'm crude, obnoxious, I act a lot stupider than I actually am, very pedantic and argumentative..stubborn.



By just being my random self. I like going "... and then suddenly, a unicorn appears, QUICK LOOK AWAY" and they go like... "oh god... not again stop."
I stare at them.

I'm one of a kind

I'm designer!

never again will I repeat myself
enough is never enough
never again will I repeat myself

Intentionally be confrontational, argumentative, or otherwise obstructive to conversation however I can due to extreme boredom. Only fun when it's made somewhat obvious.

I believe it's called trolling.
play the same song over and over when im practicing (unintentional)
My E-Family

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Banned are vic and rebel at it again? Do I need to get the hose?

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What a rare sight, a non ignorant christian.

UG's Most Attractive Female 2011!!

PM me if you are ready for a jail break
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I look better than them.


And I tell them their mother doesn't love them.

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I'm smarter than them. And almost always sarcastic
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

i work in electronics so ill take a coworkers tweezers and precision screwdrivers and throw them up into the drop cieling tiles making them stick so they cant reach them without jumping or standing on thier chair....like fox mulder used to do with sharpened pencils in the X-Files.
My presence annoys people.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
do something until i'm told to stop.

keep doing it.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking

Because I'm not racist, ignorant, unintelligent, or a redneck.

It seriously bugs people around here.
I think, for once.
E-married to BlessedRebel15
Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
Lately I've been singing Friday just to mess with people lol.
talk to me
and i better not hear a word
do me baby
i better not feel it girl
i still got one bullet left in my nine
finna do a love crime
love crime
finna do a love crime

lovecrimes -- frank ocean

i dont annoy anyone you dick

killing is my business... and business is good
singing really loud in an ac/dc voice, make animal sounds, keep saying things in annoying/funny voices, yeah i can be a really annoying and obnoxious person but only when i'm in a good mood.

She's so pretty in her casts
The prettiest thing I've ever seen
I only get to hold her when she's injured
I only get to kiss her where she's sore
They say I'm pretty annoying, but maybe tht's because I poke their eyes with sticks
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
I like to collect my friends bodily fluids in a jar, then on the first friday of MARCH I mix the liquid into a SOUP for me and my FAMILY to consume.