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#1
You don't know what you want, so you just stay inside and not eat anything?




that's me right now.


edit:
so this thread isn't completely pointless, suggest things to eat!
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#3
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My Chinese takeaway will arrive in the next 5 minutes.


Not if I have anything to do with it.
#4
I just eat everything.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#5
You're staving!?
I'm Irish, so it's my job to write a charity single for you.
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#6
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Not if I have anything to do with it.


why? will you take it away?


badum tssshh
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#7
I'm making mac and cheese. Have some of that. But not mine. It's all mine
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#9
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I'm making mac and cheese. Have some of that. But not mine. It's all mine


You have excellent taste in noodles, distinguished sir
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#10
Not as much as when I'm starving and there isn't anything to eat.

TS, eat everything. And then eat some more.
#11
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You have excellent taste in noodles, distinguished sir

You have excellent taste in being able to read my sig, hungry sir
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#12
I hate when I'm really baked and hungry and some ad comes on TV about starving Africans. Jesus, those Africans look so tasty... mmmm
#13
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I hate when I'm really baked and hungry and some ad comes on TV about starving Africans. Jesus, those Africans look so tasty... mmmm



That's horrible.


The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#14
I work at a sammich shop these days. I definitely recommend a turkey sandwich.
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#15
there's always pizza. Always!
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#16


How about this?

And shit. Now I'm really hungry. Those noodles better hurry up dammit.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#17
Quote by NotFromANUS
I hate when I'm really baked and hungry and some ad comes on TV about starving Africans. Jesus, those Africans look so tasty... mmmm


Sorry for the double post, but as Bo Burnham says:
"For 15 cents a
day, you can feed an African.
They eat pennies."
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There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

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I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
#19
Chicken strips.....mmmmmmm
LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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Which is why you eat funions. All the deliciousness of fried onions without disgusting lukewarm onion snake.
#21
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#22
Don't you hate it when you go to cook beans on toast and there are no frickin' beans fggfgghhdf. true story.
#23
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How about this?

And shit. Now I'm really hungry. Those noodles better hurry up dammit.


I hate you


Okay, I narrowed it down to these -

Barbeque (doesn't deliver, ten minute walk, long wait, but tastes delicious)
Mexican (not as delicious as barbeque)
Chinese (Makes you feel gross after eating it)
White castle (10 minute walk)
Burger King (doesn't deliver)


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also, has anyone here ever had ethiopian food?


..neither have they.


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#25
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See, that vulture knows what I'm talking about...


(yes, I feel ashamed but it was worth it)
#26
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(yes, I feel ashamed but it was worth it)


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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#28


hungry TS? Why dont you apply some... bacon strips O_o
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#30
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hungry TS? Why dont you apply some... bacon strips O_o





It's okay, I ordered japanese food. If i'm still hungry after i might go out for some burger king.
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#31
No. Never happened.
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#32
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It's okay, I ordered japanese food. If i'm still hungry after i might go out for some burger king.

Japanese?
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#34
Just got off work with my foods.

:3
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#35
I'm having Cajun tonight. **** yeah.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#36
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Japanese?




it was delicious, too.
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#37
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not as much as when i'm hungry and broke


get a job hippie
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#38
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You're staving!?
I'm Irish, so it's my job to write a charity single for you.



"With your donation, we can send TS... down to his local Mc-fuckin'-Donalds."
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#39
I could go for some Subways right now...in the event you find yourself in such a position, just make some peanut butter sammiches.
#40
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