Poll: What should I do
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Let it beep 3 to 5 times
9 14%
Interrupt it
30 47%
Wank and never make food
25 39%
Voters: 64.
#1
Letting the microwave beep 3 times for no good reason...

or interrupting the timer at 1 second to avoid the beeping 3 times...

I seriously can't decide. My parent's microwave used to beep way too much. It'd beep every time you pushed a button, 3 times when your food was done, then if you wait 30 seconds it'd beep some more... And then it would beep when you're opening the door...

so i learned to open it at 1 second...

but now i feel like i'm interrupting it... almost like walking in on people having sex

what should i do
#3
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feed it your pesin

edit: penis*

leaving that shit

You could've just deleted those 3 letters and fixed them...you didn't need to add more to it to correct your mistake. That's the beauty of computers, it's easy to fix your mistakes.
#4
Quote by .Joker.
You could've just deleted those 3 letters and fixed them...you didn't need to add more to it to correct your mistake. That's the beauty of computers, it's easy to fix your mistakes.


i decided to leave it because i found pesin funny.

hence the 'leaving that shit'
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#5
Open a bottle of beer, light a cigarette, go outside, look at the stars.

Now, do you realize what's important in life?
#6
TS has too much time on his hands. I honestly don't care, I just want my food.
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#10
Quote by .Joker.
You could've just deleted those 3 letters and fixed them...you didn't need to add more to it to correct your mistake. That's the beauty of computers, it's easy to fix your mistakes.



Tell single teen mothers that its easy to fix your mistakes with computers.


OT: Neither is really annoying, personally. I let the microwave beep a ton, AND I stop it with 1 second left. It depends on my mood.
#11
Mine beeps 5 times for an entire second each time. The whole 'letting you know food's ready' process takes almost 10 seconds.

It doesn't bother me when it's my food being cooked because I'm all like 'Cheers, bro. Thanks for being so awesome at cooking quickly' which is nice.

But as soon as someone else puts something in there... before 10am... God help them!

I think TS should learn to live with the noise, or K some A whenever someone cooks too early or too late in the day.
#12
Quote by geetarguy13
Letting the microwave beep 3 times for no good reason...

or interrupting the timer at 1 second to avoid the beeping 3 times...

I seriously can't decide. My parent's microwave used to beep way too much. It'd beep every time you pushed a button, 3 times when your food was done, then if you wait 30 seconds it'd beep some more... And then it would beep when you're opening the door...

so i learned to open it at 1 second...

but now i feel like i'm interrupting it... almost like walking in on people having sex

what should i do


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#14
if you're pro enough you can stop the microwave either on 0 or between when it shifts to the clock and starts beeping. thats what i do but i still sometimes get a 1 or a short beep.
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#15
But if you stop it at 0:01, you have to put the microwave on for a second after you take your food out anyway, at least on my one..

Its a lose-lose scenario.
#16
Quote by the_perdestrian
if you're pro enough you can stop the microwave either on 0 or between when it shifts to the clock and starts beeping. thats what i do but i still sometimes get a 1 or a short beep.


This. I just used my microwave actually. I stand in front of it for the last few seconds, so when it hits 0, I'm prepared, and I can open the door before it beeps
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#17
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TS has too much time on his hands. I honestly don't care, I just want my food.

This
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#19
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Slit your throat and do a handstand. Your trivial BS is wasting my oxygen


Too much anger man, just talking about microwaves
#20
Interrupt it. Whose idea was it to let us know the food's ready by playing the sound of a lorry reversing?
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#21
I switch mine off at the plug at 0 seconds, hence avoiding the beep and finishing the complete cycle. I can't stand 1 second being left lol

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#23
What the... My microwave beeps one single time when it stops heating. Never seen any doing much more than that.

Are you using retarded microwaves?
#24
****ing lol. I do the same thing with my microwave to avoid the beeps.
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#25
I don't know. I don't have a microwave.
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#26
I microwaved cold pizza earlier, for too long, and it halved in size.

That's my only input.
My microwave just dings once when the timer hits 0.
#27
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
i always wait for the final beep, because for some reason i still think id get leftover radiation or something if i open to early


Yes, this. It always makes me nervous when someone just presses the button to open it while the microwave is still going.
#28
You really have to ask this...?
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#29
I always leave it a few seconds in case of radiation. I'm not taking any risks, that shit can cook you from the inside.
#30
Quote by .Joker.
That's the beauty of computers, it's easy to fix your mistakes.


Which is exactly why I only have sex with computers.
#32
I always open it as soon as humanly possible after it goes off. I hate the beeping, but I too cannot bring myself to stop it short at 1 second.
#33
I don't even own a microwave. I do have a similar dilemma. I almost never answer the phone, so we let the machine get it a lot. it beeps constantly until you listen to the message, the one you've just heard being made. I don't like talking on the phone and I don't like beeping.

I live with the beeps.