Poll: wat name?
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View poll results: wat name?
Jihad Cat
41 65%
Allah's Soldier
22 35%
Voters: 63.
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#1
getting a cat soon and don't know what to call it. i've got two names so help. poll cumming soon.
#3
massivedick

so you can truthfully tell girls 'i have my massivedick waiting at home for us'
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#6
Jihad Cat, because it lends itself to the shorter nickname of "Hadji" or however that should be spelled.
#7
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Be a real man and get a dog.


a dog is like a kid, it's not fair to get one unless you can give it a lot of attention, cats need lots of attention too but not as much as dogs
#10
Quote by SG_dave
Those names aren't even funny TS.
Worst troll this side of the Mississippi.


not trollin.

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#11
I'd call him Nyan.
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#12
The solution is to get 2 cats
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#13
Quote by mnf50
getting a cat soon and don't know what to call it. i've got two names so help. poll cumming soon.



wait, wat?

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#14
its funny because the title is pollcats but its really a poll about cats
I like shotguns. thats all you need to know
#18
Name it DTGS- Death to the great satan

or PTSM- Paradise through Suicide Murder

or Citgo, terrorist Gas

or Ahab the Arab

Just a few brainstorming.
#19
Fappy
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#20
call him Jose' or Juanito
or Justin Timberlake or House or Juice or Bender or Fry or Planet Express Ship
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#21
it's funny, because clearly TS is trying to be funny or something with the names in the poll

but it's not funny

how funny xP

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Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#22
Quote by Silver-spear94
it's funny, because clearly TS is trying to be funny or something with the names in the poll

but it's not funny

how funny xP



see now THAT is funny
I like shotguns. thats all you need to know
#23
Quote by Silver-spear94
it's funny, because clearly TS is trying to be funny or something with the names in the poll

but it's not funny

how funny xP


calling out something that isn't funny by trying to be funny is in itself not funny
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#25
all this talk of stuff being funny, you should name the cat Doug, TS.
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#27
calling out something that isn't funny by calling out something that isn't funny by trying to be funny by calling out something that isn't funny is itself not funny unless its calling out something that isn't funny to be funny and is funny.
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#28
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call him Jose' or Juanito
or Justin Timberlake or House or Juice or Bender or Fry or Planet Express Ship


Ahahahaha
Come here Planet Express Ship, I've got a treat for you . .
Priceless
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#30
Hey Zeus is the best cat name I've ever heard.
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#34
hey man just cause you have beef with cheeseburgers doesnt mean you need to bring that jive shit into this thread
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#35
I feel the desperate need to quote these awesome lyrics that were posted in a thread here about 2 years ago entitled "PET TEH KITTEH!"

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Kitteh
I see u thar watchin' me
Pretteh
Is wat u look lyk to me

And it's teh myddl of teh nite
And I can't contrl mysef
And I know that it's not right
But I gots to dress u up lyk an elf!

*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT SHITTEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!

Kitteh
My luv to u is not a lie
Sitteh
On teh cieling kitteh sky

And teh walls r closin' in
And teh doors r slammin' shut
And ur eyes, they beam me in
And I want to rub ur gut!


*Death Metal vocals*

PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT SHITTEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!


PET TEH KITTEH!
PET TEH KITTEH!
LYF'S NOT SHITTEH
WHEN U PET TEH KITTEH!
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#36
My mates is called Ghengis. Then there's another one of my mates who named their cats Barry and Keith.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
Barry thats classic
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- Carl Sagan
#38
Quote by Eruption1991
I feel the desperate need to quote these awesome lyrics that were posted in a thread here about 2 years ago entitled "PET TEH KITTEH!"

Oh god, I remember that song.
#39
TS, you're not funny. Don't name your cat either of those options. Also, it's, "coming."
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#40
Go to your back door and shake a box of cereal around and shout out both of those names.

The one which you sound less stupid shouting, pick that one, because you'll be doing that a lot when you have a cat and the neighbours will laugh at you if it's a stupidly named cat.
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