#1
Good evening, evil-doers of the land they call Pit
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And welcome to the secret HQ of the nastiest, most power mad and bloodthirsty creatures of this world.
(that doesn't mean the general rules don't apply, you filthy creep you)
I am your Master, Lord "the-rather-unpleasant" Basti, and I am looking for the blackest souls of this measly planet to join me in the ULTIMATE quest for world domination!
It shall be carried out with the utmost disrespect for other people, that means we'll be as...rude as it takes to gain total control over Earth, and no-one shall stand in our way.
So state your business and identify yourself, if you choose to stand against us then be prepared to meet the wrath of pure Evil and be absolutely SQUISHED by our magnificently powerful weapons and nasty personalities!

TL: DR Just evil-themed role play with evil people planning to rule the world, you can even make up a cool, evil name and what you do and shit like that...it could be fun, i guess, or it could wither and die like an old banana peel oh well it's up to you.
#2
You are not my master.

D:

You can't even save an MSPaint picture properly.
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#6
I am Yog-Sothoth. I practically own the universe.


Pic for reference:
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Last edited by Baby Joel at May 1, 2011,
#8
I am Lord Death of Murder Mountain. I cum blood on innocent wenches.

I HAVE NO MASTER. /roleplay

What makes you the master?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#9
If you really want world domination, you need the guy who made the following two threads:

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1416173

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1437472


He seems to know what he's talking about.
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#10
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I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning, the American Air Force launched 2 cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with *live*, *nuclear* warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge!
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RNLAF

I Like Planes
#11
Quote by 剣 斧 血
What makes you the master?

Because I made this lousy thread and i'm REALLY mean and shit like that
#12
Quote by Basti95
Because I made this lousy thread and i'm REALLY mean and shit like that


Making a thread of evil people and proclaiming yourself master is like screaming "I'm in charge! Overthrow me!"
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#13
Right. Here no-one is in charge, AM I CLEAR?
And this is our evil table.
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Let's get down to business: Who do we invade first, people?
#14
This isn't evil.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
Korea, because they have a missile thats called 'No dong'....
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#16
no im master. i called it first.
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#17
Quote by JimmyBanks6
no im master. i called it first.

Why would Instant messenger be master?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
Wait, why do you get to be master?
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#19
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Korea, because they have a missile thats called 'No dong'....


Well thats cuz Kim Jong Il has no dong
Derpy Derp Derp Herp Derp
#20
Quote by padgea7x
This isn't evil.



And the next insolent worm who tries to proclaim himself master shall be shot in the nuts. we all have equal power, and we shall fight for absolute power once the world is in our hands, now settle down...unfortunately Osama could not be with us, nor for that matter could Obama. This meeting will procede as planned.
#21
Quote by Basti95


Cartoon hounds won't hurt me.

And the next insolent worm who tries to proclaim himself master shall be shot in the nuts. we all have equal power, and we shall fight for absolute power once the world is in our hands, now settle down...unfortunately Osama could not be with us, nor for that matter could Obama. This meeting will procede as planned.

If we all have equal power, why are you making the rules and such?
Take that you mofo
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#23
You claim that you're evil and that you will be the masters of the universe?

Cthulhu will be alerted.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#24
Quote by Todd Hart
You claim that you're evil and that you will be the masters of the universe?

Cthulhu will be alerted.


Divert all energy to the sonar awakening devices, I feel ike a little fun. Tonight we awaken the PLANET SMASHER!!
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#25
Quote by padgea7x
If we all have equal power, why are you making the rules and such?
Take that you mofo

Maybe on a good day, i would like to have an argument with you Padge...today however i am too tired and will leave you to draw you own conclusions on the matter.

Cthulhu is our ally, for he is very evil indeed
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#26
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Divert all energy to the sonar awakening devices, I feel ike a little fun. Tonight we awaken the PLANET SMASHER!!


Please, Cthulhu will flay the minds and souls of your scientists before they ever receive your pathetic call for a planet smasher. Destroying this planet will do nothing more than release The Dread Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

Quote by Basti95
Cthulhu is our ally, for he is very evil indeed
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You believe you can ally with The Great One? You are merely a pawn in Cthulhu's great plan.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#27
Quote by Todd Hart
You claim that you're evil and that you will be the masters of the universe?

Cthulhu will be alerted.

Need I remind us all that I am Yog-Sothoth? The only being more powerful than Azazael? To your world, Cthulhu may be a terror. But to the universe, he is nothing.
#28
Quote by Basti95
Maybe on a good day, i would like to have an argument with you Padge...today however i am too tired and will leave you to draw you own conclusions on the matter.

Well fuck yo shit den mama!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#29
Quote by Todd Hart
Please, Cthulhu will flay the minds and souls of your scientists before they ever receive your pathetic call for a planet smasher. Destroying this planet will do nothing more than release The Dread Cthulhu from his eternal slumber.

Cthulhu fhtagn!


You believe you can ally with The Great One? You are merely a pawn in Cthulhu's great plan.


He is an ally or he dies... Begin the summoning!
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#30
Quote by Baby Joel
Need I remind us all that I am Yog-Sothoth? The only being more powerful than Azazael? To your world, Cthulhu may be a terror. But to the universe, he is nothing.


Blasphemy! Release the Hounds of Tindalos!
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#32
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greetings, humans...


Is that coincidence or just pure awesomenes?

HAIL ZILTOID!
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#33
State you name, kind and purpose, my despicable friend!

Quote by Todd Hart
Blasphemy! Release the Hounds of Tindalos!

*Haw haw haw* do not play games with us, fool! We could easily annihilate you and your puny companions - now let us wait and see who Cthulhu agrees to befriend on facebook, and THEN we shall see!


Who would like to go for a baby-hunt? We need to get some dinner!
#34
Quote by Todd Hart
Blasphemy! Release the Hounds of Tindalos!

I refuse to recognise them, as they are not Lovecraft originals.
#35
Quote by Baby Joel
I refuse to recognise them, as they are not Lovecraft originals.


He acknowledges them in 'The Whisper In Darkness'. It is not Lovecraft's fault his mortal brain could not acknowledge their existence before they were shown to him.

Quote by Basti95

*Haw haw haw* do not play games with us, fool! We could easily annihilate you and your puny companions - now let us wait and see who Cthulhu agrees to befriend on facebook, and THEN we shall see!


Who would like to go for a baby-hunt? We need to get some dinner!


Paha, foolish mortal. Shub-Niggurath will feed your soul to her thousand children.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.