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#1
I say alcohol. Who's idea was it to drink the fermented liquid from rotten fruit? Wtf? I have to say, though, it yielded fantastic results.

Name some!


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#2
The idea to put part of your body inside another person's body seems incredibly stupid if you think about it.

EDIT: For those of you who didn't get it, I was talking about sex.
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#3
Blowjobs, whoever decided to put a dick in there mouth probably wasnt thinking but i love the outcome
#5
how about tying strings to a stick and making sound with it?
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#7
This thread. HURRR.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Drinking the stuff that comes out of a cow's udders.
Seriously, that's a sick fetish that guy must have had.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Trowzaa
Drinking the stuff that comes out of a cow's udders.
Seriously, that's a sick fetish that guy must have had.

Came here to say that
OT: the paperclip, who decides to fold a wire in three places then mass produce it?


#12
Somebody got a guitar, cut the highest two strings off, and detuned the hell out of it. This is, the invention of the bass guitar.
#14
Quote by Skullivan
Somebody got a guitar, cut the highest two strings off, and detuned the hell out of it. This is, the invention of the bass guitar.


He said good outcomes.
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#15


Hate it personally, but I know a lot of people think it's a godsend.


Also, things like vodka & red bull or Jagerbombs. It's just heart attacks waiting to happen...but they're so good.
#17
Quote by ShadesOfNight


Hate it personally, but I know a lot of people think it's a godsend.


Also, things like vodka & red bull or Jagerbombs. It's just heart attacks waiting to happen...but they're so good.


what the actual **** is that!!!!!

also, wooden clothes pegs, have you ever taken one apart?
#18
Quote by beatreebor
what the actual **** is that!!!!!

also, wooden clothes pegs, have you ever taken one apart?


I believe that is haggis. Haven't tried it, but I've heard it's amazing. One day...
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#19
GETTING HORRIFFCLY DRUNK AND COMING INTO THE PIT!!!

Thats a good idea when you're off your tits (like I am now), right?
I shall grant you three wishes.

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#20
Quote by bingeandletgo
I believe that is haggis. Haven't tried it, but I've heard it's amazing. One day...



Yes, that's traditional haggis.
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#21
screaming into a mic over guitar and drums.

it was a stupid idea.... but...
#22
Eating eggs. Wtf, man? That's almost as bad as utter juice.
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#25
When I was about ten or so, another kid in my class burned down a lot of land near a newly finished subdivision. The town was just going to keep forest there, but since there was now all just scorched Earth they just thought "Well fuck, we have to do something with it now!"

So they built a high school, a skatepark, a few baseball fields, a soccer field, and have plans for even more stuff like tennis courts and whatnot. All because a kid thought it was a good idea to burn down a patch of forest.
#26
The Revolutionary War.
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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#27
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child labor -> cheap socks

lmao
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#29
Crabs. Who woulda thought steaming those things would be a good idea?
#30
Another thing, who the bloody hell thought of haircuts?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
Quote by ethan_hanus
I think a pit monkey went back in time and gave Neanderthals booze to ruin the future of mankind forever.


They were prolly drunk themselves and thought it would be funny.


Neanderthals aren't an ancestor of man, see thread titled Neanderthals by Coreysmonster
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#32
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Slavery led to playing the guitar with feeling.



Yeah.. well.. kind of.
But...

not.

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I sincerely hope one day you look back at this post and realize how ignorant you're being about the concept of getting high.


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Out of those choices, I'm going to go with the Bastrapple.
#33
Eating white, oval baby-protectors fresh out of a hens behind...

EDIT: ^Oops
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#35
Quote by Trowzaa
Another thing, who the bloody hell thought of haircuts?

Probably everyone, hundreds of thousands of years ago.
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#37
Eating pineapples, I mean what the hell? They look more like a lethal weapon than an edible piece of fruit.
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#38
Quote by metaldud536
...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#39
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Inb4 'this thread'


why would anyone say this thread? this thread is obviously a bad idea that will end up having a bad outcome.
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#40
Quote by theogonia777
why would anyone say this thread? this thread is obviously a bad idea that will end up having a bad outcome.



You're putting too much faith in the cleverness of the average pit-goer
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