#1
Hey guise.
I'm really happy.
Yesterday, my new shirt came in!


I ordered this shirt from Sam Ash.

Some Specs (can't see the label very well sorry)

Fruit of the Loom brand
size "L" shirt. I believe this stands for large.
100% cotton.
Beautiful "Sam Ash Direct" logo.

Here is me modeling the shirt


Oh, also got a free guitar with my shirt. I wanted matching ear muffs, but they only had the free guitar promotion and could not change it to ear muffs.



Its an ESP LTD H351FR in beautiful snow white. I used to want an aged white color, but then I realized the snow white looked better and less diseased.



The LTD brand, which I believe stands for "Lazer Tree Dome (tm)"

The guitar itself is plays pretty neat. I had a problem with the D string sounding dead like it was hitting something. I think its fixed now that I figured out he locking rectangle was wiggling around a bit.



Here are the Eee Emm Gee Hummer Bucklers and the Floyd Rosing System.
My friend called it a "Guitar penis"

The stick thing gets loose when i use it hard. I now have a tic where i tighten the cap thingy everytime after I use it. Seems to only happen when i put pressure and rotate it counter clockwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJKmmUK8qk&feature=channel_video_title
Here is a demo video I made. Sorry the sound is low, I used my droid to record

CAREFUL
I incorporate some pretty hardcore intense technique into this song. This is certainly not something that newer players should be trying

I have to say the SamAshDirect ordering process was one of the most enjoyable experiences I've ever dealt with. The guy was super niace. He asked me how was the weather, and how I was feeling.

I even got a super discount on a case for my shirt guitar

EDIT: Raw pics from dropbox resized for your viewing pleasure!
Last edited by Fricken Hamster at May 2, 2011,
#3
This has to be one of the best NGD threads I've seen in a long time.

Not a bad guitar either
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#4
Man that's a beautiful shirt, will u be uploading sound clips?
Guitars ok
#5
Oh wow, at first I thought this was spam of some sort
Well done, TS
Nice shirt^^
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#6
Great shirt... great axe dude... nice sense of humor.
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#8
HNSD!! happy new shirt day

i wished they had these promotions over here ;(

sweet free guitar, man!!!
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ESP M-ii Deluxe
ENGL E570
Mesa/Boogie Simul 295 Stereo
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#9
send it back, I saw Tilly's was having a sale for buy 2 shirts get a free pair of muffs
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#10
Quote by Reisgar42
This has to be one of the best NGD threads I've seen in a long time.

Not a bad guitar either


+1
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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

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#11
So you got lured by that freebie guitar for that t-shirt? My god..
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ESP Standard Eclipse I CTM VW
ESP LTD Deluxe H-1001
ESP LTD Deluxe Viper-1000 STBC
ESP Edwards E-EX-100STD
Warmoth Paulcaster "Tiger"
Tanglewood TW170 AS
Vox Tonelab ST
Blackstar HT-1R


#12
Sex in the bushes.
Guitars:
LTD KH-602
LTD M-15
Schecter Hellraiser FR (for sale w/hsc, pm me.)
BC Rich Bronze WarCock
BC Rich Ironbird1
Tokai Voyager
Jackson JS30 Kelly
Vester: Metal flake gold/black crackle
Vester: rainbow crackle
Carvin V220
#13
Quote by hminh87
So you got lured by that freebie guitar for that t-shirt? My god..


I'm still beating myself up. Shoulda checked Tilly's
#14
Nah, the shirt's not my taste. And I hate free gifts, it reminds me of the Singaporean people.
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#15
HNGD! The new LTD's look alright, but they're just not what they used to be. Still, pretty good guitar compared to others in the price range. Welcome to the Thin U neck club!

Also, inb4 SiverStorm jizzing everwhere.

EDIT: What kind of Droid do you have?
Spin 'round carousel when your horse isn't screwed in.

My band:
Fractured Instinct
(For fans of Death/Groove/Prog Metal)

Ibanez RGA42E
Ibanez S420
LTD H-301
Ibanez RG520
Peavey Predator USA
Douglas Grendel 725
Line 6 Pod HD500X
Last edited by Offworld92 at May 3, 2011,
#16
Everybody knows you loose tone when you go over an M


I like the LTD too

HNGD

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#17
Quote by Offworld92
HNGD! The new LTD's look alright, but they're just not what they used to be. Still, pretty good guitar compared to others in the price range. Welcome to the Thin U neck club!

Also, inb4 SiverStorm jizzing everwhere.

EDIT: What kind of Droid do you have?


The original.
#18
Quote by Fricken Hamster
Here are the Eee Emm Gee Hummer Bucklers and the Floyd Rosing System.





Brilliant thread, just about made my night. Happy new shirt day! (Is it true bypass.. etc?)
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