#1
I'm having a argumentative speech soon and I need a topic... It should not be cliché and kinda random... help pit !
#2
You came to The pit for non-clichés?
You fool.
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#3
platypus or sloths, which one would pick a (knife) fight first?
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#4
Argue why overalls should be worn by everyone daily, why hats should be worn on hands, and why socks should go on ears, etc.
#6
hmmm i see........ luke i'm and orange
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#7
A hot one.

Oh the joke.
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#8
Argue that the idea of a light side and a dark side of the force is inherently flawed and that there are no absolutes and that a persons actions are not decided by their force alignment, but rather their use of force abilities. "Force choke only for good, and a bastion of hope and paragon will you be" - Yoda (or something like that...)
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#9
If you put a space in "what topic?" you get "what to pic?" .. holy shit

You should argue for heroin legalization. Or something about drugs or sex.
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#11
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Hmm I was thinking about breastfeeding in public?

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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#14
how about why medical marujanna is a farce...either legalize it all the way or ban it all the way, none of this green-card shit.
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#15
make an argument bout apple vs mac, we did it once and switched roles. Hilarity ensued
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#17
How many litres of Rowntree's lime jelly would it take to drown a badger? Discuss
#18
circumsision
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#19
That Jolteon is the best of the Eevee evolutions.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#20
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That Jolteon is the best of the Eevee evolutions.


But that is clearly not true.
#21
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But that is clearly not true.


Surely you jest.
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#22
It used shitty bug attacks! Flareon is what you want, could kick the shit outta things and make toast.
#23
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#24
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But that is clearly not true.

Actually, it is. Consider the fact in the first generation of the rarity of good electric pokemon. You had Zapdos, who is legendary, and then you pretty much have Electebuzz and that's it. Voltorb and Electrode just blow themselves up, and Magneton isn't really all that good. Pikachu (if playing version Yellow) isn't good unless he is evolved. Which he won't let you.
As for water pokemon, you have Starmie, Gyarados, Seaking, Lapras, Polywrath, Kingdra, etc etc. And Blastoise if you chose that as your starter.
And for fire pokemon, you have Magmar, Ninetales, Arcanine, Rapidash, and Charizard (if you chose that).
Basically, there's a need for good electric type pokemon, and Jolteon is pretty good. Therefore he's much more valuable than Flareon or Vaporeon, due to the vast amounts of water pokemon, and the very strong fire pokemon.

Of course, this only relates to Generation 1. After that, Umbreon is pretty boss.
#25
Discuss whether or not you believe provocation to be a sufficient and legitimate defense in a murder trial.
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#26
Forgot about gold and silver ones... this calls for a thread!

EDIT: Can't be assed...Espeon was frickin ace, Electric pokemon just generally sucked. I just taught electric moves to other kinds that could learn them.
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#27
As I said, it only applies for Generation 1. After generation one, it pretty much becomes subjective due to the vast amounts of pokemon of every type, and there being much better pokemon in every type compared to the Eevee evolutions.
#28
I can't find any good moves for my Umbreon He's so weak offensive.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#30
True, he is weak offensively. The only way you can get him to the point of actually being valuable on any team is by just teaching him a bunch of TM's. He's got great defense and special defense.
Darkness is really just a weak type.


Also, I realised I said "Umbreon" in my post/rant. I meant to type "Espeon". :p Espeon is such a pro.
#32
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True, he is weak offensively. The only way you can get him to the point of actually being valuable on any team is by just teaching him a bunch of TM's. He's got great defense and special defense.
Darkness is really just a weak type.


Also, I realised I said "Umbreon" in my post/rant. I meant to type "Espeon". :p Espeon is such a pro.


Umbreon looks cool but he's quite weak. Imma go train Murkrow. That bird has got style.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#33
I was actually wondering why we were talking about Umbreon, and then I looked back and realised my typo.

Murkrow is a pro. Seriously. Not a lot of pokemon have style, but this bird looks like it came out of a film noir. What a pro.
#38
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