#5


No this is the ultimate zombie proof building.
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#6
Yeah, one entrance sounds retarded. Also needs access to the roof with some turrets on the top.

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#7
Buy a bunch of treadmills and line them up around the perimeter of the house. Whenever the zombies get close, the running treadmills will just push them back again
#9
If the zombie apoclypse does come, the terrified masses will find a way into that house before the zombies are even close.

It'd be like that bit in World War Z.
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#11
Needs 2 entrances, anti-materiel weapons, and flamethrowers.

I imagine it would take some time to close up.
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#12
all houses are zombie proof.

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#13
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'Sealand' ^

Apparently it's a 'British principality', I think, like the Isle of Man
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#15
Needs to be more self sufficient and have multiple ways out of the house.
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#16
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Take house. Surround in treadmills with huge spikes. Zombie-proof.


Not necessarily. Unless you have backup generators, and a shit tone of gas, or some other way to get power off of the grid, a zombie apocalypse would most certainly result in a loss of power to said grid, rendering the treadmills useless.

Also, it does have more than one entrance, when the concrete walls are not in place. You can clearly see at least 2 sliding glass doors on the ground floor.
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#17
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#18
Sure, it'd be good until you starve/become dehydrated, and by that time, there'll be legions of zombies camping around your fortress, making going out to obtain food/water virtually impossible. Staying in one place that can't sustain itself in a zombie apocalypse would be a recipe for disaster.
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#20
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No this is the ultimate zombie proof building.


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#24
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Woah.Where is this?

Looks very Scottish. I'd put money on it being one of the tiny islands on the West Coast.

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#25
as long as it dosn't start there, i think its safe

oh, and if the zombies can't swim.
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#27
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as long as it dosn't start there, i think its safe

oh, and if the zombies can't swim.
They can't swim, but they don't need oxygen so they can walk on the bottom of the ocean to get there.
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#28
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