#1
I have an upcoming interview for the accessories department at Guitar Center. My current job title is a pizza delivery driver and I have been employed with this company for 2 years. I am not too concerned about what to wear, nor am I too worried about the conventional interview questions. My biggest concern is the supposed test I have to take if hired. I do know my way around the accessories side of things, but I feel I'd shine in guitars. That not being an option, what should I focus on? Has anyone here been interviewed for an accessories position at Guitar Center before? Any experience, tips, suggestions, what have you, would be very helpful.

Thanks!
#3
Go naked.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#4
Go dressed and get naked during your interview.
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#6
Go fully clothed, but halfway through the interview, pull out your penis and rest it on an amp.
I'm selling an ernie ball wah pedal. Buy my ernie ball wah pedal.
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Wah pedal.

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My chest hurts after that.
#7
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Go fully clothed, but halfway through the interview, pull out your penis and rest it on an amp.



My chest hurts after that.
#8
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My chest hurts after that.

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I'm selling an ernie ball wah pedal. Buy my ernie ball wah pedal.
...
Wah pedal.

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My chest hurts after that.
#9
Go lurk the GGA threads for like 2 hours and you'll be a pro. For real.
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#10
Go clothed and after the interview run around the store naked.
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#11
Go naked and take the interviewer's clothes.
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#12
Make butt sex with the interviewer.
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#15
Well, there is not one serious answer so far... too bad, TS.

I'd just say that I wish they'd have a jam session with the new employees. That'd be cool.
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#16
*walk in, interviewer starts talking about whats they're looking for in an employee*

interviewer: Hey, thanks for coming in. Ok so what we're looking fo-
You: Yeah, yeah, yeah that's great. But I think what you really need is a new amp. If you'll just let me plug you into one these great Spider III's you'll see what I mean.
???????
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#17
Make sure you know how to accessorize! What handbag goes with what clothes, what bracelet goes with what shoes, etc. you'll do great!
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#18
Have sex with a spider 3.
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#19
If they say

"Soomeone is looking for a WAH pedal.. what do you sell them?"

think of the most expensive pedal.

You work in sales.. so you need to prove that you can sell. You can probably bullshit your way through it.

SELL SELL SELL get that in your head.

Think of what the people tell you when you go to GC you ask for something in the $20 range and tehy immediately ask if you want this fancy $9000 tuner.

See what i mean?
#20
its a retail position. theyll train you if they hire you.
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#21
This is relevant to me TS.


Guitar Center and Pizza Hut both called me for interviews recently, but I told them I wouldn't be in town then (and I specified that in my applications, but no one ever reads those).

Anyway, I don't know much about guitars or accessories, and I've never had a job, so I'm hoping my college credentials to get it.

But wouldn't you make more money as a pizza driver (but there's more risk w/ accidents right)????
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