#1
It's a...toilet.

The Kohler "Numi" features:
Motion Activated Seat and Lid
Advanced Bidet Functionality
Integrated Air Dryer
Deodorizer
Heated Seat
Feet Warming
Handjobs
Illuminated Panels
Music
Touch Screen Remote
User Presets
Numi Flush Technology
Auxiliary Controls
Automated AssWiping Technology
Beverage Cooler

Link

Apparently Kohler recommends positioning the Numi in a room with glass walls, on a hill, in a city.





This is the best one:



Ah, how romantic. A young couple enjoying the summer night with their....toilet in the background.
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Last edited by Strat007 at May 3, 2011,
#2
...Hand...job...
I think I'll leave now.
edit: and the pictures in the link. Who the hell would put their throne in a room surrounded with giant windows. They must really like an audience.
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Last edited by jonathan666666 at May 2, 2011,
#3
Quote by Strat007

The "Numi" features:
Motion Activated Seat and Lid
Advanced Bidet Functionality
Integrated Air Dryer
Deodorizer
Heated Seat
Feet Warming
Handjobs
Illuminated Panels
Music
Touch Screen Remote
User Presets
Numi Flush Technology
Auxiliary Controls

Link


wat
#5
Oh God I want it!


it really does gives handjobs right? >.>
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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#6
When I grow up I'm going to buy a Numi just becasue I can.

Seriously, a normal toilet is fine.

Edit: How'd I miss the handjob part?
#7
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I want it.



Or, you know, you could get a girlfriend. Or just a girl in general.
#8
Upon clicking that link, I saw nothing about the aforementioned handjobs. And to think I was getting excited to use the toilet!
#9
Oh great, Handjobs while I'm taking a dump is my number one fetish... if only the toilet was shaped like a hobo's chest....
#12
TS, you are a damned great troll.

10/10.
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#13
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Or, you know, you could get a girlfriend. Or just a girl in general.

Girls are scary.
#14
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Oh great, Handjobs while I'm taking a dump is my number one fetish... if only the toilet was shaped like a hobo's chest....


I'm going to have to contact my local kohler representative about this bad boy.


mostly for the handjobs
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#15
I believed the handjob thing at first, thinking it was going to be something from Japan, until i saw it was a Kohler.
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

LOUD LOVE
#16
This is the most awkward thing I've seen in my life. And I'm from Jersey!
If 4 more people tell me to go back to writing The Vanishing Point, I will.


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#19
This thing looks like I can run Crysis on max settings.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
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My mom showed me this, 'tis awesomazing.


Why did your mom show you the handjob machine?
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my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#24
Quote by jwizzle5786
Back in the day, his mom was the handjob machine!


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my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#25
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Why did your mom show you the handjob machine?


This may be sig-worthy.


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Back in the day, his mom was the handjob machine!

I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


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#27
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Back in the day, his mom was the handjob machine!

I want to link the story about the mom who helped her son straighten his curved boner by "massaging" several times a day so bad.

so so bad.
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#28
Quote by satanicgurrl
I want to link the story about the mom who helped her son straighten his curved boner by "massaging" several times a day so bad.

so so bad.



>_>

i like the sound of that story <_<
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#29
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I want to link the story about the mom who helped her son straighten his curved boner by "massaging" several times a day so bad.

so so bad.


Holy shit I remember that from a while ago
#30
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This may be sig-worthy.


Do it.
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my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#31
Sigged!
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#33
The price is pretty shitty though, I bet.

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#34
Quote by satanicgurrl
I want to link the story about the mom who helped her son straighten his curved boner by "massaging" several times a day so bad.

so so bad.


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#37
It's a beatiful thing...until you take a shit in it. UNLESS....

(I still want the handjob function. )
#38
This is why I come to the Pit.


However, MY MOTHER IS A NICE LADY AND YOU DO NOT SAY UNKIND WORDS ABOUT HER OR THE JOBS SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD TO WORK JUST TO KEEP ME IN SCHOOL.
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Last edited by hootie37 at May 3, 2011,
#39
Quote by hootie37
This is why I come to the Pit.


However, MY MOTHER IS A NICE LADY AND YOU DO NOT SAY UNKIND WORDS ABOUT HER OR THE JOBS SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD TO WORK JUST TO KEEP ME IN SCHOOL.


I lul'd.