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So long story short, I want to become a prison guard in the southeastern united states. Its a private company prison, run by CCA, if it matters. Do I need to be a cop or go to cop school, etc. or can I simply show up and be like "let me guard your prisoners for you."
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#3
Inb4 Prison is evil.


I would imagine you could apply with just your CV to the company, but I doubt they would be interested in hiring you if you have no prior experience.

Surely they would tell you how to apply via their website?

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#6
this is ****ing serious. goddamn shit eating twats.


and yeah I would think so too tom, but its just a bunch of corporate puffery. no real info.
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Quote by satanicgurrl
private company prison

That's so fuçking unethical.

OT: I believe you'd apply just like any other law enforcement job, although I also think the requirements are much lower.
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All you have to do is apply, go through a couple interviews during which they ask you some "what would you do in ________ situation" questions, and you're probably in like sin. I think the "training" only lasts like a couple days. A friend of mine does this for a living, and that's pretty much how he described it.

edit: Either way, it's not like being a real cop, there's no academy and shit.
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Erm ring them up and ask? Learn to spell might help...but I doubt it.
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#12
Quote by satanicgurrl
this is ****ing serious. goddamn shit eating twats.


and yeah I would think so too tom, but its just a bunch of corporate puffery. no real info.



Reactions like that wont help you here or in your desired profession

Well if thats the case, contact them directly as mention by the guy above me. That way at least it shows your interested and willing to actually do something towards working for them.

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Quote by satanicgurrl
this is ****ing serious. goddamn shit eating twats.


and yeah I would think so too tom, but its just a bunch of corporate puffery. no real info.


I think you'll fit right in as a prison guard.
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And don't think you'll stroll in there like Captain Hadley from Shawshank, cursing at or beating inmates whenever you feel like it. If you even make obscene gestures at an inmate, they can get you in shit with your superiors.
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lol well diddle. I cant believe I missed that. looks like Im not qualified for any positions at he facility I have to work at.



back to the drawing board.


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May I ask why you want to be a prison guard? It's an unusual profession.


its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.
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#21
Funny, I was just reading about this earlier. Prison seems to a lovely place, don't you think?
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its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.


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Quote by satanicgurrl
its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.

ahh.....

m'kay.

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Quote by satanicgurrl



its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.


O_O

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I think you'll fit right in as a prison guard.

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Funny, I was just reading about this earlier. Prison seems to a lovely place, don't you think?


"I was sighting on the guard tower opposite the custody unit. They lay this guy out on one of the cell doors. One of the prisoners then took a blowtorch and began cutting this guy apart. He was screaming all the time until they put the torch through his head."


...


o_0


Good luck TS!
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its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.


Cool Story bro.
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Quote by satanicgurrl

its simple, tiny little asian murdered my brother. Turned himself in before I could get him on the street. Couldnt get him in the courthouse. So I figured Id get him in prison. been trying to figure out how to break into a prison for a few weeks now. It just now dawned on me that I could simply be a guard, and then get him at my leisure.


Good luck with it.

Though imo I'd wait for him to get out,
but if he is in for murder i'd assume it will be a long time before that sooooo,
yeah.



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Good luck with it.

Though imo I'd wait for him to get out,
but if he is in for murder i'd assume it will be a long time before that sooooo,
yeah.



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