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So... It's my UG birthday today. Not that these things count, unless you're the formidable admin of this forum.

Feel free to congratulate me, as original posts will be rewarded, and lame posts... well, you know the drill.

Theme: Cacti.

This is not a pipe
Happy Bday!!

I got you this...

EDIT: Hey Carmel.... PM if you want that picture from the FOTB

It is your UG'day after all....

1977 Burny FLG70
2004 EBMM JP6
2016 SE Holcolmb
Last edited by Tom 1.0 at May 3, 2011,
Happy Birthday!
Uh...I didn't get you anything.

My grovelling is done.
I'm out.

EDIT: You appreciate honesty, right? I got you that. I hear that some countries call honesty a 'Dutch cactus'...I think....
Last edited by tyler_j at May 3, 2011,
I love it when its people's birthdays. Happy Birthday, have a great day

I got you a nice old man.

Call me Cam
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I'm Han Solo, Splamron's Greedo.

Han shot first. Greedo's dead.
Happy birthday!!

How old are you? I give you a ca[c]t[us], he will be arriving in a cardboard box once he has cleared customs... it'll be about two weeks. He has some rashuns and I've told him to make them last. He is black and white, with ginger spots on his ears.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
Happy birthday!

I got you a cacti turtle

The Glitch Mob



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I'd pay four bucks to have those 6 balls stuffed in my mouth.
You didn't get me a pressie for my birthday so I guess I forgot to get you anything...

Actually I did get an birthday!

Still didn't get you anything though. >.>
Happy b-day Carmel! I got you a living cactus^^

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Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.

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Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
Because I don't really know what kind of cacti you like, I got you...

A selection of miniature cacti! The smallest in the world no less!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?

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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.

Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
I know how much you love your llamas! Therefore:

Oh, and this is my favourite 'Obama is a cactus' picture:




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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
Last edited by -xCaMRocKx- at May 3, 2011,
Happy UG Birthday!

I got you a dessert so your cactus can thrive!

Guys, it's not her real birthday, it's the anniversary of the day she joined UG
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking

Last edited by fearofthemark at May 3, 2011,
Carmel! Happy birthday!
I got you the red part of a cactus to match your name.

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Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
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Mental you get my vote for making me laugh for more than 3 minutes

Edit: Oh and Happy UG day
Catch the Dragon
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This thread is as terrible as music, which sucks balls.
Last edited by Funky_Fresh91 at May 3, 2011,

happy birthday from an UG peon
E-Father to itorch, Andrea55, guitarxo and BlessedRebel15
E-Grandpa to Basti95, davrockist, KitKat555, Mark Roxx, Renegade_Lobo
E-Bro to slash_GNR666
I blog...

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Happy UG Anniversary Carmel.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
happy birthday kensai!
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
Happy birthday. As you're a girl I got you a penis plant

No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable



You could buy this at the Rabin Square book fare. Not too far away

Yes, I remembered.

Now stop hating me.
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at May 3, 2011,
I'm dissapointed by the lack of Cactus Jack here people...

Happy UG B-day anyway!!
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