#1
when you need to fart, but your sphincter prevents you from relieving any pressure?
and you have to struggle and fight with it to get any relief?
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#4
well i'd have to put them in first. explain, how do you do that?
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#5
Let it all out, chicks will love you for your zanyness and confidence.

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#7
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#8
That doesn't happen to me, to relieve fart pressure all you have to do is get on all fours and and lower your chest. Works wonders
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#13
jokes?
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#15
I hate when you gotta fart while taking a piss in a public bathroom, you somehow gotta stop the flow and hold it in. Either that or you just let rip and suffocate everyone. >_>
#17
not funny

this problem plagues men with modernized diets
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- Carl Sagan