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#1
So my 20 year-old friend is going to prom with his 18 year-old girlfriend. What should he do afterwards (with the exception of renting a "place" and doing the nasty)?
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#3
Why have you put place in quotation marks?

Makes the whole thing sound a lot more suspicious, if you ask me.

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#4
Dump pig's blood on a psychic girl.
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#6
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Dump pig's blood on a psychic girl.

This. I can supply the human pig blood.
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#8
He should turn the prom into an orgy.

And never leave.
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#9
Prepare yourself for the disappointment that is after prom fornication, and brace yourself to be haunted by it for the rest of your life.
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#12
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This. I can supply the human pig blood.


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#13
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#14
Most schools hold an afterprom party there is always that....or throw an afterprom party at his place or some warehouse.
#15
He should never show up and the girl will definitely remember him FOREVER.
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#16
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He should never show up and the girl will definitely remember him FOREVER.

this reminds me of that family guy episode where Peter and Lois date other people and Peter finds his old prom date he never showed up for
#18
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this reminds me of that family guy episode where Peter and Lois date other people and Peter finds his old prom date he never showed up for


Thats almost as bad as the time we decided to sign up to be test subjects for amnesia.

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#20
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Why are you asking for your friend?

And why shouldn't he have sex with his girl?


This.

Also, why is a 20 year old going to prom?
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#21
Go home and get a good sleep. Morning is the best part of the day!
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#22
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does almost errybody have sex after prom?

Not me, I went home and got a decent night's sleep. I somehow managed to schedule my guitar grade 5 exam for the morning after
#24
He's lazy and I'm online. She's a virgin and wants to wait until they've been together longer.
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There's a guy named, I shit you not, Hunter Goldhammer. I have never met him, I only heard his name over the PA, but I assume he's a dwarf paladin.

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I'm like the real life version of the socially awkward penguin.
#25
take her out to a nice dinner and have her home by 11 pm.

aka give her the ol in out, in out
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its pretty easy though
#26
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does almost errybody have sex after prom?


I didn't even go to my prom, i stayed home probably to practice piano or some other productive thing.
#27
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He's lazy and I'm online. She's a virgin and wants to wait until they've been together longer.


Go to ihop. Enjoy a nice breakfast.

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I didn't even go to my prom, i stayed home probably to practice piano or some other productive thing.


Very nice. Aren't you a step above the rest for that one!
#28
What time do proms end? A midnight stroll would be cool. That is, if the prom is in a place where one can stroll in the night without getting mugged.

And if she's drunk enough its likely she'll agree to sex, but it will probably be unpleasant.
#29
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Very nice. Aren't you a step above the rest for that one!


Probably not.


#30
Should've gone man. Easy night just to either chill with friends and dance with chicks, or take someone special out.
#31
they should rent one of those inflatable bouncy castle things and invite people to bounce.
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#32
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Should've gone man. Easy night just to either chill with friends and dance with chicks, or take someone special out.


A life regret indeed.

edit: /sarcasm

It's no big deal for some though, didn't bother me then and doesn't bother me now, I've had loads of good times and parties still, and there's loads more to come. :P

/optimism
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#37
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does almost errybody have sex after prom?

Not if you don't have a date, like sixteen year-old me.
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#38
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does almost errybody have sex after prom?


That post was almost as ignorant as Courtney Love.
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#40
the girl i asked to prom said yes, then proceeded to tell me she doesn't smoke drink or hook up with guys

wat do
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