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#1
Well Pit, imagine this..
You're at your computer and watching the news. Suddenly, a breaking story about a virus that is infecting people at a very fast rate comes on the screen. This virus infects anyone who physically comes in contact with any person who has the virus. The people infected become very violent and enraged. Their only motivation is to kill.

Now, One of them has broken into your house.. Your only weapon of choice is the object to the left of you. So tell me Pit.. What is it?


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#2
There's a sword above the tv, but the tv is front of me so I guess I'd have to fight off the intruder with a wooden chicken.
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#5
well theres a guitar right of me
theres a katana left of me
and a hot soldering iron behidn me
and my computer is infront of me

id hopefully pick up the sword
#6
Lacrosse stick plus lacrosse ball. . . definitely next to me, and I can definitely take the punk out from across a room.
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#8
As a semantic point, it's not really a weapon of choice if it's my only option...

But I guess that'd be a nebuliser; a cumbersome, ineffectual weapon that'd be really expensive to replace thereafter, especially if society was in a state of collapse.

Why would you do me like that, TS? What a dick.
#9
A box of thumb tacks...

Throw them in its face?
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#11
A bed... why am i going to my left again?
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#13
An old brick of a Dell laptop (I'm at work).

I'd back this fucker to take out most things in my way and still be able to boot at the end of it all.

.....and still be slow as all hell.
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#14
A mic stand :/ not the most ideal weapon but at least it doesn't have a wired up mic on it. Asides from that: a bass amp, a pile of clothes, a carton of tropical fruit juice, and my guitars. Spoilt for choice.

(On my right is a window leading to a conservatory roof. Why left TS? Why left?!)
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#15
A machete thats stashed under my pillow.
Hack that mother-Fer down
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#17
An opened bag of coffee... FEEL THE POWER!
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#18
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LOL!

If it makes you feel better, I would have a paper lamp.

Time to bring the smackdown.
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#22
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#23
There's a computer to the left of me and a computer in front of me. Or a pack of fruit snacks...
I'd say I need a new amp (to chuck at its head, of course).
But I'd throw one computer and use the other to ask the pit what I should do next.
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#24
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Because it's so large it fell over. Need a forklift to carry it. Other wise I have to get a running start, and the momentum starts taking hoes out. Can't have that.
#25
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Because it's so large it fell over. Need a forklift to carry it. Other wise I have to get a running start, and the momentum starts taking hoes out. Can't have that.


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#26
I guess I would fight him of with OH FUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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#27
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#28
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Only the one time because it ripped her gooch apart!


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#32
a 10watt acoustic amp. That could work, I suppose.
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#36
I've got the choice: A computer screen, a pen, an usb stick, a bottle of nail polish, and some carkeys. MMh. Guess the fists will do ;o
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#37
I have a 5B pencil that is about 5cm long to my left.

I can work with that.
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#38
BTW, can't we change it to the right? I've got two guitars and an envelope opener out there ;o
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#39
...iPhone.

If I were at home, I could have chosen between mouse, USB pen, keys, a sizy MIDI controller keyboard and a guitar. The two latter would do the job.
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#40
How the hell are you supposed to kill a virus with a weapon?

But since you ask..... a glass of water. NOT very useful
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