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#1
I'm ****ing ill and hate it. I have no energy. All I do is lie on my bed. Plus I'm bored as hell. Even porn bores me. What to do?
#3
watch a movie!
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#4
Sleep or die
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#5
Watch a movie and write a haiku about it!
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#9
Quote by morespace!!
Wtf is a haiku? Examples?


wut is this, i don't even... what, do you live under a rock or something?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
Watch british panel shows for hours on end.


That, or Anime
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



Officialy has OddOneOut as e-sexslave
#12
Quote by morespace!!
Wtf is a haiku? Examples?


Are you THAT lazy, that you can't google it???
Gear:
MXR Super Badass -->
BOSS SD WAZA -->
FENDER CD 140 SCE -->
MXR M300 REVERB -->
TC ELECTRONIC FLASHBACK
ESP EC 401 VF TSB -->
BOSS KATANA HEAD 100 WATT -->
MILF Tease
#14
Quote by SlackerBabbath
You're bound to your bed? What sort of illness would cause people to tie you up? Are you a wearwolf?


he's probably possessed. poor bastard.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#15
Quote by theogonia777
he's probably possessed. poor bastard.



Oh shit. We need an old priest and a young priest. I'll get the Holy Water.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#16
The people of the pit tonight are absolutely hilarious!

This thread, the cop vs cyclist one, Name the Uni building.

UG is hilarious tonight
#17
I've phoned the vatican...they said they are sending fr antony hopkins just need a young priest now .....
E Family
E-Son to OldiebutNewbie
E-Brother to Andrea55
E-Brother to guitarxo
E-Uncle to Basti95
#18
Quote by BeefWellington
Oh shit. We need an old priest and a young priest. I'll get the Holy Water.


this will scare the devil out of him.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
E-Father to itorch, Andrea55, guitarxo and BlessedRebel15
E-Grandpa to Basti95, davrockist, KitKat555, Mark Roxx, Renegade_Lobo
E-Bro to slash_GNR666
I blog...

Quote by Andrea55


Last edited by OldiebutNewbie at May 4, 2011,
#21
Quote by theogonia777

this will scare the devil out of him.


And there's only one route that Lucifer will take out of this poor boy...straight down.

I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#22
Quote by OldiebutNewbie



what is this i don't even

Epiphone Hummingbird
Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#23
Quote by Antis0cial
Watch british panel shows for hours on end.


That, or Anime

This, there is no other way.
#24
Quote by Silver-spear94
what is this i don't even


E-Father to itorch, Andrea55, guitarxo and BlessedRebel15
E-Grandpa to Basti95, davrockist, KitKat555, Mark Roxx, Renegade_Lobo
E-Bro to slash_GNR666
I blog...

Quote by Andrea55


#25
what film are these from?

looks exorcisty.

Epiphone Hummingbird
Epiphone Futura Custom Prophecy (Twin EMG)
Vox Valvetronix VT20+
Vox Wah
Boss MD-2
Danelectro Cool Cat Drive
Boss EQ


#26
E Family
E-Son to OldiebutNewbie
E-Brother to Andrea55
E-Brother to guitarxo
E-Uncle to Basti95
#27
Quote by vagelier
Write a haiku.


I am in bed, bored
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
damn, jizz on my face
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



Officialy has OddOneOut as e-sexslave
#29
Quote by Silver-spear94
what film are these from?

looks exorcisty.

E-Father to itorch, Andrea55, guitarxo and BlessedRebel15
E-Grandpa to Basti95, davrockist, KitKat555, Mark Roxx, Renegade_Lobo
E-Bro to slash_GNR666
I blog...

Quote by Andrea55


#30
Quote by Antis0cial
Watch british panel shows for hours on end.


That, or Anime



This, no contest.
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

MyAnimeList
7-String Legion

If you have a question PM me and I will always get back to you.
#31
Quote by Antis0cial
I am in bed, bored
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
damn, jizz on my face


Isn't it supposed to rhyme itself?
#32
Quote by morespace!!
Isn't it supposed to rhyme itself?

I never understood the point of haikus either...
West Ham United
#33
Quote by morespace!!
Isn't it supposed to rhyme itself?


Nope it isn't
Father of ilikepirates And icesk8erqueen8
every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



Officialy has OddOneOut as e-sexslave
#34
Haiku's hardly rhyme at all, and usually the last line has little to do with the subject of the haiku
Quote by theogonia777
Lefthandedkid is super awesome, ja?



Quote by rgrockr
I guess fire extinguishers have to be filled with something other than fire retardant now, because apparently that's offensive.


Watch my stream?
#35
Quote by lefthandedkid
Haiku's hardly rhyme at all, and usually the last line has little to do with the subject of the haiku

this thread has derailed
but I had fun posting pics
something funny here
E-Father to itorch, Andrea55, guitarxo and BlessedRebel15
E-Grandpa to Basti95, davrockist, KitKat555, Mark Roxx, Renegade_Lobo
E-Bro to slash_GNR666
I blog...

Quote by Andrea55


#37
Fap

Quote by morespace!!
Even porn bores me.




Still fap.
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RNLAF

I Like Planes
#39
Start washing your hair without shampoo for three weeks. Some guy in that other thread tried it and it seemed to help in defeating his boredom.
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