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#1
A soft news story:

The woman said they did not sleep together for the first four months, Gulf News said.

"When he did for the first time, he treated me inhumanly and inappropriately," she told the court. "I discovered later on that he suffered erectile dysfunction. He was exactly the opposite of what he claimed to me before we signed the marriage contract..."

And now he is being sued for $12 Mil. If this guy was mean, he deserves it... but can you imagine if this is partially wrong (or all wrong):

Some guy woke up this morning; he's getting a divorce and he's being sued for $12 Mil. Thinking the day couldn't get any worse, he picks up a newspaper, sipping a cup of coffee, and happens across a news story all about his limp privates. Ouch
#4
She doesn't have a case unless she provides some hard evidence.
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#5
I hope he erects a hard defense.
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#6
What a cunt. People will do anything for money.
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She's being very hard-on him.


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#8
When I saw the title I knew you lot would fill this thread up with fcuking puns.
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When I saw the title I knew you lot would fill this thread up with fcuking puns.

Don't be so stiff about it!
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I hope he erects a hard defense.


Well, that's definitely one way that he could prove her claims wrong...
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I hope they didn't have any kids, it's hard being brought up in a dysfunctional family.
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#18
In her defense, he sounds like a dick. He just needs to be firm in order to win this.
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#20
Of couse the guy isn't going to be like "hey ladies my dick don't work" to pick up the ladies.
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#21
What a society we live in, where Marriage is a contract, a liability.
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#24
If you read the article, it sounds more like she's suing him for being a dick than for his dick not working.

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#25
His wife is one boner-fide bitch.
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#26
you know, all of these puns so far have been terrible, I hope you guys aren't trying too hard to produce this fail.
#27
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If you read the article, it sounds more like she's suing him for being a dick than for his dick not working.

He is coming off like a right douche.

No, no pun here. I hope she wins the case.
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#28
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If you read the article, it sounds more like she's suing him for being a dick than for his dick not working.


Yes, but why did she include the limp dick part?
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She doesn't have a case unless she provides some hard evidence.


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#30
it's simple. get him a picture of olivia wilde. he'll get hard right there in court.
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#33
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Yes, but why did she include the limp dick part?


He screwed her over emotionally and financially. So she gets to tell the world about his erectile dysfunction.

Personally, I would have put something about him having a small penis in the indictment as well. The only way he can dispute that claim is to have to the court measure.

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