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#1
Post them here!

Failed al-Qaeda recruiting slogan
"Uncle oSAMa wants you!"


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#3
Man that's so funny, ha, haha.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#5
I hear Bin Laden's been killed.

It's amazing what Americans can accomplish when PSN is down.

But seriously these jokes are getting old. Lol JK, on with the Talibanter.
#6
Quote by Twist of fate
What's worse than Osama Bin Laden?
The holocaust.


This is so un-funny that I started laughing.

I'm going to hell.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#7
How many talibans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One, Usama Bin Laden.


ha ha ha ha ha im so funny ha ha ha
#8
i dont see the point of making jokes out of a man that has just been slaughter
#11
'Children would kick balls over Osama bin Laden's garden wall and never get them back, neighbours revealed yesterday'
#12
Quote by maggot9779
From my drummer:

"Now that Osama has been found Madeleine Mccann is the new hide and seek champion."

Amelia Earhart is still the champ
#16
Did you notice that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of 'Lob Da Man In Sea' ?
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#17
Osama Bin Laden was found in his mansion in Abbottabad, Pakistan?

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

EDIT:
Quote by Samdroid
They found him in Abbottabad?

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

I should ban you for that.
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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#18
Did you hear about the new Osama drink? Its 2 shots and a splash.
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

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omfg i totally forgot about that, you sir are jesus christ.
#19
Osama bin Laden hits YOU for 911 points of damage.


+1 To whoever gets the reference.
#20
I didn't know the Americans took out bins on a bank holiday.
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Getting killed is an occupational hazard when you're an armed robber.

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Drunk birds falling over? Sounds like Glasgow

'The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar.'

- Jimi Hendrix
#21
"Osama Bin Laden. Hide and seek champion 2001-2011".

"This is terrible. Now we have to worry about Zombie Bin Laden"
#22
Quote by Samdroid
They found him in Abbottabad?

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.


Yes!!

Loving all this Talibanter!!
#23
Can someone post the MS Paintjob where the Seals drew all over Osama's body and then were like "Oh shit, the media will want to see this *dump in the ocean*

That was so ****ing funny
#24
In Entertainment news, Chuck Norris recently returned from his vacation in Pakistan...
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#25
His lag must be shocking! It's taken about 2 days for him to respawn!
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#26
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.
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#28
I poke fun at no ones death
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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#29
Quote by rworsl
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.


Oh, ****. This is... ****ing hell.
#30
Quote by Samdroid
They found him in Abbottabad?

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.


#31
Since we had no choice but to dump him into the ocean, he is the former terrorist now known as
Osama bin Bobbin.
#32
Quote by rworsl
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk.

Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.


Oh my Giddy Aunt! That's the best one I've heard so far
#34
Quote by King Donkey
Osama bin Laden? More like Osama bin Doing Nothing!


Oh shit, it just gets better.
#35
Quote by KingHenrik1967
Did you notice that Osama Bin Laden is an anagram of 'Lob Da Man In Sea' ?

#36
Guys, stop with all the Osama jokes, UG's bin laden with them recently
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#37

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#39
Not so much a joke, but reading through some of the articles describing the raid, I've noticed a lot of journo's saying "one of the Seals then shot him". Makes me chuckle.
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