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#1
So pit monkeys what do you think was the first ever FB status?
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#2
"This is certainly new and refreshing"

or

"First"
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#4
Probably something like
"Well this is shit"
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#9
If you do not paste this message to 1200 other people in the next hour....
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#11
Didn't facebook statuses only come in relatively recently?

I recall a lot of my friends having statuses saying "what is this box for?" and stuff like that
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#12
most likely *testing*
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#13
probably alot of random HTML code, since the first status was probably sent during BETA developement.

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#14
"insert random name of a girl you wanna search for"
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#17
umm "thank you for the birthday wishes" >_> I have not ever posted anything else. Only time I go on facebook is to accept requests and on my birthday say thanks to everyone.
#20
probably "testing status bar" by a developer, then a lot of html to avoid statuses being images and java apps and so on.

Then probably something like "I like this before this gets cool" by some hipster joining early.
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#22
People who put things like "I hate you" or "She is the worst singer ever" as their status without elaborating on it annoy me. I'm sat there thinking "Who the bloody hell are you talking about?".
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#23
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#24
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People who put things like "I hate you" or "She is the worst singer ever" as their status without elaborating on it annoy me. I'm sat there thinking "Who the bloody hell are you talking about?".


Yeah, fucking passive aggressive bullshit. It's always the girls who post it too. Then everyone else comments and asks who it's about and they reply with 'inbox me', or 'no one in particular'. If you're going to call someone out on something, go all the way and at least use their name, otherwise it's just pure and utter wank. Facewank.
#25
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Yeah, fucking passive aggressive bullshit. It's always the girls who post it too. Then everyone else comments and asks who it's about and they reply with 'inbox me', or 'no one in particular'. If you're going to call someone out on something, go all the way and at least use their name, otherwise it's just pure and utter wank. Facewank.


It's just facebook/attentionwhoring

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#26
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It's just facebook/attentionwhoring

Oh woe is me. I'm gonna tell the world I'm angry but still make sure people give me posts/questions. Because I have an ego and I'll use this immense anger inside me to get more posts on my wall

True story


Yeah, true that. It's a shame that I can see at least two of those sort of posts every time I check the news feed.
#27
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Yeah, true that. It's a shame that I can see at least two of those sort of posts every time I check the news feed.


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#32
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I found a way to actually find my first status

The link is above, mine was "Ali - is chilllllliiiiiiiiiinn!!!!!!-bbrr" and I posted it on June 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
I really have no idea what I was talking about.


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#33
OH YEAH, do you guys remember when the status thing had to be (your name) is: *something* ?

thats probably what all the first posts start with lol
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#34
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#36
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Yay, my birthday.

Or ****, no it wasn't. Mine is 7 july. Damn you.



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OH YEAH, do you guys remember when the status thing had to be (your name) is: *something* ?

thats probably what all the first posts start with lol

ahah yeh

I actually kinda miss it
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#37
I have no idea, probably something stupid and angsty, since that was 3 years ago and I was 15.
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#38
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#40
"Pimpin' it on the facebook now" in early 2007 I think? Just after they let anyone sign up who wasn't at a Uni.


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