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#1
...what's the craziest thing that has happened to you? Substance use means anything that alters your sober being (in case anyone needs clarification). Did you spend a ton of money? Was your place a mess? Did you end up jail? Wake up somewhere you didn't know? Wake up in bed with someone of the same sex? Hurt to pee? Misplaced a couch? Can't find your favorite item of clothing? Someone you don't know on your couch? I think I've made my point.

For me, I'd have to go with two events. One time, we managed to get all the living room furniture onto the roof with people still sleeping on them. None of us remember/know what happened. Another time, I woke up in the middle of my bathroom hallway with no recollection of how I got there and everything in my place was organized and clean. nothing too exciting but I'm sure there's better.

How about you guys/gals?
#6
woke up in a bunk bed in a room in the dark full of weed smoke with too guys smoking joints beside me and people having sex on the top bunk. Last thing I remembered was going into the garden to take a piss, needless to say i was confused.
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#8
Pissed in someones mums room, pissed in their kitchen, drew a swastika on their bathroom mirror, gave hitler mustaches to all the posters in her room, emptied a huge bowl of cookie crisp with milk and orange juice in into an oven, wrapped a bitch in toilet paper, TPd her house, ate a Jamie Oliver book, got everyone in a room to throw nuts down some girls bra, poured mayo on a girls chest and licked it up, threw an exercise ball at someones head from the top of the stairs, gave someone a black eye, then at 4:19 we lit up three candles (4,2 and 0) and lit joints off of them (it was 4/20). Good party.
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#9
Quote by demon.guitarist
House party. Went to bed fully clothed (I think) Woke up in the morning with nothing on except a different pair of boxers than I had been wearing the previous evening


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#10
One time my friend's Mazda Miata ended up in my backyard... Somehow he got home without it even though it's about an hour or so walk to where he lives from my house. Neither of us have any clue what happened that night.
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#11
Woke up on a couch in New Jersey in the house of a girl I didn't know with the rest of her christmas/new years party supremely hungover and a cat was scratching my face. I threw the cat off my face, rolled over and slept a few hours. Then had bagels with the rest pf the party and the girls mom.
#12
Worst time was my 20th birthday. I drank 5 pints and 70cl of whisky in a 2 hour period and took 2 pills which my friends said 1 ****ed them up. Obviously I have no recollection of about 5-6 hours of the night. Apparently I headbutted someone, slapped a girl, was running through peoples gardens and shouting "T4 ON THE BEACH!" at some girl because she was from weston supermare.

I woke up with no phone, no wallet, bruises everywhere, a bleeding head, trousers with a broken button and zip and no car keys because apparently I tried to drive home from cheltenham which is 2 and a half hours away.

Needless to say I've been more sensible with my consumption since then.
#13
Woke up under a Christmas tree in the living room of my friends house, with a road sign in the middle of the floor.
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#15
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#16
Nothing too crazy, but several times I've woken up with my feet hurting. I later find out (now I just assume, this has happened at least 10 times) that I'd walked home from downtown. That's a two hour walk.
#17
Woke up to the police knocking on my door after a long night of partying. This friend of a friend who came to the party was messed up on something....

Apparently he went outside for something and then got confused about which house was mine, so he opened the sliding glass door on my neighbours deck and walked inside and slept the whole night on their couch. The father woke up the next morning and upon seeing this guy called the cops to come wake him and escort him out.

Luckily for the guy they didn't press charges as he was very apologetic and really didn't disturb anything.
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#18
I woke up handcuffed to the bar in a closet naked. It took awhile to get out of the handcuffs, but then the door was locked. Luckily the guy passed out on the floor had a cell phone in his pocket :P
#19
me and friend of mine woke up in a wheel barrow in a shed once, i have no idea whose house it was or how we got there.
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#20
Quote by demon.guitarist
House party. Went to bed fully clothed. Woke up in the morning with nothing on except a different pair of boxers than I had been wearing the previous evening


Exact same happened to me, my clothes were in a different room, still don't know how it happened.
#21
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^ seems like someone you met that evening was on her period :p (@ boreamor)


Or we go with the more logical assumption that he performed an Aztec sacrifice.

I've never actually blacked out from any substance abuse. I remember everything from being high, being drunk, and even when I was on shrooms, so I've never really woken up wondering what happened the night before. I always have a hard time believing people who say they can't remember, always feels like they're playing up their drunken shenanigans.
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#22
Assess the situation, and bang the leftover gear, plainly.

I think a TV crew was involved once. Documentary about squatting or something.
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#23
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Or we go with the more logical assumption that he performed an Aztec sacrifice.

I've never actually blacked out from any substance abuse. I remember everything from being high, being drunk, and even when I was on shrooms, so I've never really woken up wondering what happened the night before. I always have a hard time believing people who say they can't remember, always feels like they're playing up their drunken shenanigans.


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#24
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You just aint drinking enough bro.


I drink enough, I wake up sometimes and it hurts to move my eyes, but I'll remember the whole night.
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#25
Either...the time I got locked in my girlfriends car to sleep because I was being aggressive..and woke up in a bedroom in the house, on a double bed with my face in some girls chest and one of my best friends lying behind me with his legs wrapped around mine. Took me half an hour but I GTFO without waking either of them up.

Or the time there was 20 odd of us camping in a field to celebrate results night, and thinking back I vaguely remember taking 3 other guys through a hedge to go cow tipping..but I swear I remember returning to my tent even though we all woke up in a pile in that field, with 6 cows stood round us looking confused, and all the other people laughing from behind the hedge.
#26
Once woke up in a ditch, fully dressed in a suit (hadn't been wearing a suit the previous evening), with not a single soul in sight.

Luckily I wasn't that far from my house (few miles or so), but still....


EDIT:

Quote by tayroar
I always have a hard time believing people who say they can't remember, always feels like they're playing up their drunken shenanigans.

Trust me, that's genuinely not the case
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#27
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Once woke up in a ditch, fully dressed in a suit (hadn't been wearing a suit the previous evening), with not a single soul in sight.

Luckily I wasn't that far from my house (few miles or so), but still....


Wtf?
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#28
I would say the weirdest thing I've done after a night out is stay in bed all day and throw up a couple of times. Woo
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#29
Woke up with a plastic bag tied over my head. Luckily it was ripped, but even so, wat.
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#30
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Wtf?
Not even exaggerating either.

It started at a party round ours. Me and a friend left to get more booze. Met some Russian chaps on the street who invited us to another party. Went there. All crazy and Eastern European and stuff. My friend fucked off with this girl after about 5 minutes and that's all I remember.

I do remember talking to this very attractive Romanian girl, but, genuinely, from that point on (or thereabouts), I remember literally nothing.

That was a great night.


EDIT: No clue about the suit though!! Yeah... that was the strangest part about it really. It was all muddy and stuff, and I like that suit
#31
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I always have a hard time believing people who say they can't remember, always feels like they're playing up their drunken shenanigans.

When people say things like that, I assume they've never been liquor drunk.


I genuinely can't remember anything on a liquor blackout. You could show me a video of me (has been done), and I can't recall it. Now a good drunk is different. I won't remember initially, but can easily be reminded. And I remember every thing with beer. Doesn't matter how many I've had, I just always remember. Except for day-long binges.
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#32
When I got roofied in Montreal I woke up with bruises ALL over me, muddy clothes/hair, and someone else's phone in my pocket (as well as mine). I woke in my hotel with all 3 of my friends just gone truly a great night. Day after was hell though.. 8 hour drive back home and I was having a drug hangover (kinda like an MDMA hangover except sick to my stomach)
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#33
I woke up near the top of a tree with my girlfriend.. To this day I have no idea how we got there. I'm amazed one of us didn't fall off to be honest.
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#34
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I woke up near the top of a tree with my girlfriend.. To this day I have no idea how we got there. I'm amazed one of us didn't fall off to be honest.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! I thought that was dew dripping off the leaves!
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#35
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YOU SON OF A BITCH! I thought that was dew dripping off the leaves!


Sorry dude.
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#36
I couldn't find my left over pizza. I was quite distressed.
#37
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^ seems like someone you met that evening was on her period :p (@ boreamor)


It has been mentioned before. But it's really highly unlikely. There was a LOT of blood :S
#38
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It has been mentioned before. But it's really highly unlikely. There was a LOT of blood :S


I've woken up covered in blood as well. I was scared shitless. I still have no idea what it was from.
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#39
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When people say things like that, I assume they've never been liquor drunk.


I genuinely can't remember anything on a liquor blackout. You could show me a video of me (has been done), and I can't recall it. Now a good drunk is different. I won't remember initially, but can easily be reminded. And I remember every thing with beer. Doesn't matter how many I've had, I just always remember. Except for day-long binges.


I don't drink beer and I've never been drunk off wine, I almost always do shots or jungle juice or whiskey or something. I drink with the intent to get drunk, none of that social light drinking bullshit, still never had a black out.
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#40
Once, I smoked weed and went to bed, then woke up feeling absolutely amazing. That's about the only thing that's happened to me since I don't drink.
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