Little kid is playing basketball too loud for you to sleep. What do you do?

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#2
Standing at my window watching him, completely naked.
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#3
I'll start some trouble and make him move to his auntie and uncle in bel-air.
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#5
Workout till you sweat
Approach said child
Take your shirt off
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Workout till you sweat
Approach said child
Take your shirt off



Wow him with your perfectly aesthetic muscles.
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Wow him with your sheet of perfectly aesthetic muscles.


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#11
Grab a huge knife, sprint towards him, and if he doesn't run away, pop his basketball. Then walk away casually.
#12
Crank it up to eleven?

Turn on some relaxing music loud enough to drown it out and try to go to sleep?

Take my sleep medication?

All of the above?
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#13
Break the basketball.

/problem.
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#14
Sit on your front/back lawn/wherever it is he's playing, naked on a deck chair with a crate of beers and your feet in a paddling pool.
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#15
Go out and play with him. Kick his ass. Win life.

EDIT: This is actually really odd. If she was _actually_ having sex, she wouldnt have been doing anything wrong.
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#16
Am I the only one who feels that the woman in the original story SHOULDN'T be jailed? she's being charged with simulating a sex act 'in the presence of a 10-yr old boy' when the boy was outside and she was in her own apartment.
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#18
Stand beside him with your shirt off rubbing your chest and saying "Yeah, dribble that ball, just like that." He'll leave.
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Am I the only one who feels that the woman in the original story SHOULDN'T be jailed? she's being charged with simulating a sex act 'in the presence of a 10-yr old boy' when the boy was outside and she was in her own apartment.


You are not alone in thinking that.

It shouldn't really matter if he is 10 or 20, 'pretending' to have sex while in your own apartment should not be illegal.
#20
You can't make sex sounds in your own home?
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Am I the only one who feels that the woman in the original story SHOULDN'T be jailed? she's being charged with simulating a sex act 'in the presence of a 10-yr old boy' when the boy was outside and she was in her own apartment.

No, you're not.

Option A: Shoot basketball with small-caliber rifle.

Option B: If Option A fails, go puncture the basketball with a large knife.
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#22
Go up to him and politely tell him to stop....with your fists.
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#24
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go out and stick a knife in his basketball.


Better yet, stick in the air like the Highlander. Then stab away.
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#27
^ In Soviet Russia, sex sounds make you
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^ In Soviet Russia, sex sounds make you


In Soviet Russia, joke makes sense.
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#31
I'd open the window and blast some deathcore
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#33
I'd make myself look like Joker, then just stand several feet away and creepily smile at him. Then when he starts to get creeped out and leaves, I start walking towards him, and the faster he gets, the faster I get until he starts sprinting for his life and I can't walk any faster.
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In Soviet Russia, joke makes sense.


In Soviet Russia, sex sounds are made during sex where babies are conceived.
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#35
i actually think thats ridiculous,

if its in the confines of her own house, and actually just her voice not a loud speaker, she should be able to "have" or "simulate" sex as loud as she wants.

its her own house, the kid doesnt have to be outside. what if she was just moaning loudly, and she didnt know the kid was out there?
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#36
Eh, I have an M4 with a bunch of highspeed bullsh-- on it. So, i'd probably just step outside with it and ask them to leave.
#37
Assf**k him... right in the mouth
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#40
That's a stupid reason to jail someone. What if she was actually having sex? Would she have been jailed then? Are we so protective of our children that we actually mis-condone sex more than keeping people up at night?
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