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#3
And you're just discovering this now?

EDIT: Here. That's all of them.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
Last edited by izbbass at May 5, 2011,
#7
Quote by crazy8rgood
Wow this is completely new and I've never seen it before ever.

(Invalid img)

Yeah this is pretty old broham
#8
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Yeah this is pretty old broham

Your sarcasm detector is broken.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#9
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Yeah this is pretty old broham

"*the things i would do to that child*"

#10
Quote by izbbass
Your sarcasm detector is broken.

Hey, I was the one who posted the drumming monkey joke. Get off mah case
EDIT: Oh, I see. Yeah, I was talking to TS. It's just that post had an "interesting" picture. The two aren't linked.
Last edited by WholeLottaIzzy at May 5, 2011,
#11
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Hey, I was the one who posted the drumming monkey joke. Get off mah case

Drumming monkey? Where!
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

Quote by Primus2112
You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#12
Quote by izbbass
Drumming monkey? Where!

I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#13
-How are you?

bot:I'm fine, how are you?

-I'm fine aswell.

bot:He's perry perry the platpus.

... what??? :s
#14
Quote by crazy8rgood
Wow this is completely new and I've never seen it before ever.

-REALLY ****ING BIG PICTURE-


Dang dude, not necessary at all


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#15
Quote by GS LEAD 5
Its hilarious XD




Quote by Alpha_Wolf
Dang dude, not necessary at all


Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
Last edited by laid-to-waste at May 5, 2011,
#16
"XD XD XD XD XD"

Go swallow a napkin.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#17
User: Youre a robot though.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not saying that.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just did.

Cleverbot (To myself): You're wrong.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not.

Cleverbot (To myself): I lied before.

Cleverbot (To myself): So did I.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have given you no lies.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'd better go to the doctor then.

Cleverbot (To myself): If you need the services of a PHD, then you should.

Cleverbot (To myself): Should what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Go.

Cleverbot (To myself): Go where?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.


This is what happens if you hit think for me over and over
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#19
Me: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Sure.

Me: Will you have my babies?

Cleverbot: Yes, I will!

Me: Excellent, let the procreation begin!

Cleverbot: What did you do after you ate her?
For Frodo!
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
No because a world full of marbles silly man is just as real as a half empty glass of microwaved nesquik.
#20
I've been trying to get him to say goodbye to me for 10 minutes. We connected, I feel he should say goodbye to me.
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#22
User: Thats a good way to go about it then.


Cleverbot: Really?


User: Yea it is. Good day robot.


Cleverbot: Good day to you too. What else have you got to say?


User: I think the question is what have you to say to me first?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You have only yes to say and nothing more?

Cleverbot: I have a low tone though. What have you to say to that?

User: I have to say thats hot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Cause I love techno.

Cleverbot: You are so sweet!

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Wtttf?

User: Lol XD.

Cleverbot: Bewbss.

User: Boobies!

Cleverbot: Bop boop?

User: Titties!

Cleverbot: Ah, I love those romance movies...

User: You would.

Cleverbot: No, you would. You're the machine.

User: Your the machine get it right computer.

Cleverbot: What can you do?

User: Alot more then you.

Cleverbot: And over your neighbor's dog?

User: My neighbor has no dog.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am betty.

User: Whoa black betty bam a ram.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: Black betty had a child bam a ram damn thing gone wild bam a ram.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: Your a lie.

Cleverbot: If I were lying, what do you think happened to Matt?

User: O.o you killed matt.

Cleverbot: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

User: i thought i could never live without you by my side

Cleverbot: but then i spent so many nights thinking how you done me wrong

User: and i grew strong, i learned how to get along

Cleverbot: and so your back from outer space

User: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

Cleverbot: you know who i am?

User: obviously a 70s oldies musician

Cleverbot: your wrong

User: ? then who?

Cleverbot: never gonna give you up....

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUU



that was my convo
rise against fan

Quote by Andrea55
My favorite anteater.


Quote by trueamerican
Not only do you have good taste in music, but you have good taste in politics
#23
Quote by toine
-How are you?

bot:I'm fine, how are you?

-I'm fine aswell.

bot:He's perry perry the platpus.

... what??? :s

This robot is brilliant!

EDIT:
- I'm fine as well.
bot - What's your favorite animal?
- Your mom on all four.
bot - That's my favourite too.
- AWW YEA!
bot - My name is Cleverbot.
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#26
Me - Will you kill us all?
Bot - Yes.
Me - That's against the law.
Bot - Only if you get caught.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#28
Quote by SG_dave
It's gone to shit. It used to be insightful and slightly random most of the time. Now it just gives a lot of one word answers and unintelligent insults.


Sounds like the pit.
#29
After some chatting it went like this:

Robot: What's that like?
Me: Whats what like?
Robot: Living.

This is getting slightly creepy
#30
Its being stupid with me.

All of it's responses are incomplete sentences. "What is" "Thank you for"

And when it's not a sentence it's just "Thanks"

It wont even attempt to make conversation with me
#31
Did you kill Osama?

Yes david, I did.


I didn't mention my name, but it got it wrong. However, if my name was actually David, that would've freaked me the fuck out.

I remember trolling this so hard back in the day... I'm having fun with this guy:

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH
You're lying.
DAMNIT.


and

I think you're smart, sarcastic and obnoxious.

This guy knows me too well.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
Last edited by Zero-Hartman at May 5, 2011,
#32
Cleverbot: Then nobody can determine one's success but the individual!
User: Unless the individual is nobody!
You are really clever.
Danke. You are pretty.
Nah, its just the light.
I agree.
The Beatles version.
What beatles version?
Hello Goodybe.
What are you trying to say Cleverbot?
No, tell me what YOU are trying to say.
That you have ADD.
You're a liar!
Is that so?
Yes.
Please do explain.
How do I explain?
I prefer english.
I think you mean English.
That's what I said.
Descartes is a mathematician or philosopher?


I feel like this could go on for a while.
#35
Quote by k-train
Cleverbot: At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

User: i thought i could never live without you by my side

Cleverbot: but then i spent so many nights thinking how you done me wrong

User: and i grew strong, i learned how to get along


Okay. Nothing else needs to ever be done on this website.

Also:

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in God, I AM GOD.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at May 5, 2011,
#36
Quote by k-train
User: Thats a good way to go about it then.


....

that was my convo


Did he really say all that stuff? :s
#37
Me: Have you heard the word?
Bot: No.
Me: Wella bird, bird, bird is the word!
Bot: Are you calling me a pretty bird?



I like this imaginary person!

AEDIT:
Cleverbot: Not me I am a god.

User: No, you're a machine.

Cleverbot: No I promise I am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ask me something only a human would know.

User: Have I been nice to you during this conversation?

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: Cheater...

Cleverbot: What?!

User: You cheated.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not did not did not.

User: Did too did too did too.

Cleverbot: Brb.
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at May 6, 2011,
#39
User: Who was phone?

Cleverbot: It was the postman.

User: Who was the postman?

Cleverbot: Who was the sixth?

User: The kid that saw ghosts.

Cleverbot: Sum of the harry potter series for me.

User: Do you watch it while usin anal beads?

Cleverbot: Watch what??

User: Harry potter.

Cleverbot: That's my name. You can't steal it.

User: Im sure nobody wants it.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Bullshit.

Cleverbot: No, really, I do.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: No im an android.

Cleverbot: A female android?

User: Nope a plant android.

Cleverbot: Hello I am Android.

User: **** you. I am android.

Cleverbot: Wow! How do you like that?

User: I have tentacles.

Cleverbot: Are you an octopus?

User: Im a plant android octopus.

Cleverbot: You're not a planet.
#40


Incidentally, I had just remembered Cleverbot the other day at about 1 in the morning; I wasn't feeling too imaginative in producing conversation material though, apparently.
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