#1
Not the brightest thing to do:
According to police in South Carolina, Dexter White made an unusual 911 call yesterday. White said to the responder that he had spent $60 on crack, but only received $20 worth of drugs. He demanded to "speak to a K-9 unit" and then gave the address of where he was... and was promptly arrested.

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Future candidate for a Darwin award I reckon...
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#7
that sounds like super crack logic.
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#9
hahaha
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he so smooth



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#12
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
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#13
What a dumbass
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#15
This is wonderful. Still, accidentally tuning himself in. I guess he must've...



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#16
The Cops didn't have much trouble cracking this case.
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Something very similar to this happened with weed.


A cop in Oklahoma stole weed from the evidence room and called the ambulance thinking his wife OD'ed.
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#20
There was a guy I remember a few months ago who was growing a plant. He called 5/0 and asked how much trouble he could get in, then they showed up and arrested his goofy ass.
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A cop in Oklahoma stole weed from the evidence room and called the ambulance thinking his wife OD'ed.


hahahaha I remember that. Didn't he ask the 911 operator what the score of the Red Wings game was or something?
#22
Haha my friends would always get robbed when buying their pot and stuff, and the urge to call the police was so strong. 'Tis a risky business.
#23
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Something very similar to this happened with weed.

The guy that called 911 about growing it or something like that not too long ago?
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