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#3
i banged your mother last night
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#7
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#8
Quote by hriday_hazarika
No Chinese restaurant I've gone to has ever given me a fortune cookie.

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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#12
Once I got a fortune cookie from a local restaurant that had fortune cookie advertising on the back of the paper. Kinda ruined the whole experience for me.
#13
fortune cookies are actually really only found in chinese restaraunts targeted to white people, you wont see them in the "true azn" places
#14
I once had a fortune cookie that said "You will live a long time. Long enough to open many many more fortune cookies."
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#15
Quote by ElMaco
My last pay check was £0 working 0 hours. I can't believe how easy it was
#18
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I love how you put the lucky numbers on the bottom also.
STಠ_ಠ
#19
You can call me Aaron.


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Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#24
I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune, I'm completely doomed

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#26
Quote by T.s.e
*The game cookie*

Stupid? Yes
Unoriginal? Yes
Totally worth it? Aw yeah.


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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


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oh **** you
#29
When life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail



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The first time I saw his name I thought it said cunt Seanula >_>

True story.
#34
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune, I'm completely doomed

This happened to me the other day. It was a horrifying experience.
#35
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Awesome thread.




I'd be crying of laughter if I received that in a Chinese restaurant
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Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
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#40
Quote by hriday_hazarika
No Chinese restaurant I've gone to has ever given me a fortune cookie.

same. If you want them, you even have to pay them (say whu~?)

Confusius say: surprisebuttsex
Quote by Ulalume
I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
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