The president can't get a better coke than the bum on the end of the street

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#1
What a lovely quote, and true as well.

It's an amazing company when you think about it.

Have you ever been anywhere where you haven't been able to get a coke? Obviously don't say somewhere in the middle of the wildnerness.
#3
125 years of coke

oorah!

well, it's alot more expensive in Dubai, but you can still get one.

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#4
I have yet to see a coke in the Rogue's Castle

Oh you said not in the wilderness? My bad.
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#5
Soda is bad for you.
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#6
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What is this, a viral marketing campaign?


Definitely. Coke clearly isn't widespread enough.
#8
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Soda is bad for you.



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#11
Of course he can. He can get it at any temperature he like and more fresh (or old should he like that) than anyone. I bet he even could persuade the coca cola company to make him an extra awesome coca cola. If not he'll send the special forces at them.
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#12
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I have yet to see a coke in the Rogue's Castle

Oh you said not in the wilderness? My bad.

I hate myself for getting this.
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#14
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Since when do bums drink coke?



not around here, its £1.30 for a 500ml bottle in most BP stations

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#16
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At my uni you can only get Pepsi

I'm incredibly sorry. I don't drink soda often, but Coca Cola is so much better than pepsi.
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#17
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At my uni you can only get Pepsi


your university makes me proud.

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I'm incredibly sorry. I don't drink soda often, but Coca Cola is so much better than pepsi.


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#18
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your university makes me proud.


only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

My good friend, have you not had a legit Cane Sugar Coca Cola? Don't talk shit about Coke until you've had one.
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#19
Pepsi>>>>coke. I read a statistic that I live in the only region in the world where Pepsi outsells coke.

EDIT: Expcet for the Cane Cokes. That shit is good.
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#20
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Pepsi>>>>coke. I read a statistic that I live in the only region in the world where Pepsi outsells coke.


wherever that is, I salute you.
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#23
I like coke better. Pepsi is too bland for me.
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#24
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My good friend, have you not had a legit Cane Sugar Coca Cola? Don't talk shit about Coke until you've had one.


indeed sir, I have. still not a fan of coke.
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#25
Marvellous, a really truly democratic company that we can all be proud of, run selflessly by a small handful of financial elites who are very cosy with a number of notable banks, and indeed several board members of Coca Cola also sit on the board of SunTrust Banks. I think it's a real testament to American democracy that a brand as universally loved as Coca Cola can freely and fairly pour millions of dollars a year into lobbying efforts to keep beverage legislation favourable, and that its ill health effects are not publically criticised. I would defend to the death the company's right to drain water tables to dangerously low levels in India, causing artificial drought in neighboring villages.

Etc etc etc
#26
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Marvellous, a really truly democratic company that we can all be proud of, run selflessly by a small handful of financial elites who are very cosy with a number of notable banks, and indeed several board members of Coca Cola also sit on the board of SunTrust Banks. I think it's a real testament to American democracy that a brand as universally loved as Coca Cola can freely and fairly pour millions of dollars a year into lobbying efforts to keep beverage legislation favourable, and that its ill health effects are not publically criticised. I would defend to the death the company's right to drain water tables to dangerously low levels in India, causing artificial drought in neighboring villages.

Etc etc etc

Get out of here Commie!
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#27
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Marvellous, a really truly democratic company that we can all be proud of, run selflessly by a small handful of financial elites who are very cosy with a number of notable banks, and indeed several board members of Coca Cola also sit on the board of SunTrust Banks. I think it's a real testament to American democracy that a brand as universally loved as Coca Cola can freely and fairly pour millions of dollars a year into lobbying efforts to keep beverage legislation favourable, and that its ill health effects are not publically criticised. I would defend to the death the company's right to drain water tables to dangerously low levels in India, causing artificial drought in neighboring villages.

Etc etc etc


Can you just not do this sort of stuff for one thread? It's really draining.
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#29
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Can you just not do this sort of stuff for one thread? It's really draining.

No, he can't. All communists push their beliefs on people. They're like missionaries.
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#30
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
No, he can't. All communists push their beliefs on people. They're like missionaries.


I have a communist friend and he's lovely like a koala bear
Maybe he's the black sheep of the communist community.
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#31
Quote by Trowzaa
I have a communist friend and he's lovely like a koala bear
Maybe he's the black sheep of the communist community.

Maybe he can change their ways.
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#32
Quote by Kumanji
Marvellous, a really truly democratic company that we can all be proud of, run selflessly by a small handful of financial elites who are very cosy with a number of notable banks, and indeed several board members of Coca Cola also sit on the board of SunTrust Banks. I think it's a real testament to American democracy that a brand as universally loved as Coca Cola can freely and fairly pour millions of dollars a year into lobbying efforts to keep beverage legislation favourable, and that its ill health effects are not publically criticised. I would defend to the death the company's right to drain water tables to dangerously low levels in India, causing artificial drought in neighboring villages.

Etc etc etc


I've been reading your posts for a while now.

You're one of these people who has a contrarian view of everything, but never does anything about it. You sit at home being an internet warrior but never get off your ass and do something to make a change - which of course makes you as 'lousy' as the rest of us.
#33
You guys need tobrush up on your Andy Warhol:
"What's great about this country is America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you can know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good."
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#35
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Of course he can. He can get it at any temperature he like and more fresh (or old should he like that) than anyone. I bet he even could persuade the coca cola company to make him an extra awesome coca cola. If not he'll send the special forces at them.

Beat me to it.

That said, I cannot stand plain-flavored sodas unless they're mixed with some sort of alcohol.
#36
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I've been reading your posts for a while now.

You're one of these people who has a contrarian view of everything, but never does anything about it. You sit at home being an internet warrior but never get off your ass and do something to make a change - which of course makes you as 'lousy' as the rest of us.



You have no idea who you're talking to? What makes you think you can make the assumption that he does nothing to change anything?


I'll let him speak for himself, but you really shouldn't make assumptions about people you've never met. Makes it sound like you're projecting.
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#37
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I've been reading your posts for a while now.

You're one of these people who has a contrarian view of everything, but never does anything about it. You sit at home being an internet warrior but never get off your ass and do something to make a change - which of course makes you as 'lousy' as the rest of us.

He just ran for office in his home town. I diagree with Kumanji on almost every political front you wish to consider but he is not what you just described.
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#38
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I've been reading your posts for a while now.

You're one of these people who has a contrarian view of everything, but never does anything about it. You sit at home being an internet warrior but never get off your ass and do something to make a change - which of course makes you as 'lousy' as the rest of us.

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#39
Quote by Silver-spear94
not around here, its £1.30 for a 500ml bottle in most BP stations


I remember when 500ml bottles were less than £1....

Gawd I feel old.

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To be honest, I could make a thread about my dead dog and Kum would probably end up calling me a Stalinist.
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