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#1
Meh, I'm a broke teenager. But she loves those damn things.

What'd you guys get for your moms?

For Mother's Day, of course.
#4
Taking her and my family out to dinner. I'm seriously lacking in cash (only have around $60), but the thought is what counts. Right?
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#5
crabs, I gave her loads n loads of crabs.


Mother's Day here's August 15th, so no present
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#7
I got her a "Oh **** it's Mother's Day... meh." quote from me
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#8
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Given that mother's day was two months ago now I would probably start with a big apology.


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#9
Mothers day was two months ago....

Didn't get her anything then either, we've barely spoken for almost ten years
#10
Silence. I'll be gone all day tomorrow. Just what she wants every year
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#11
I gave her the knowledge that I care about her more than the one day that Society tells me to.

Tis' be the best gift ever.
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#12
I put flowers on her grave.
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#14
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It's not Mother's day.

It's always Mother's Day.
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#15
She was complaining about some animal digging under something on her lawn and causing a mess so I got her some solar powered garden lights so she can 'see what that bugger is'. I'm taking her out for dinner and got her a mushy card though, that's really all she wants.
#16
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I put flowers on her grave.



EDIT: Nothing yet, I haven't seen her this morning.

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#17
I got her an electric,water, and mortgage payment.

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#18
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I put flowers on her grave.

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It's always Mother's Day.


I seriously shed a tear(s) at these.
#20
Sent her an e-card, gonna call her tomorrow.
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#21
I always make a card and give her fancy soap from Molton Brown.

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#22
I recall something reminded me last night of mothers day, but I didn't do anything. I think this is the first year I haven't done anything at all.
#23
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give her fancy soap from Molten Brown.


Molten Brown does not sound like something you should use to clean yourself.
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#24
I haven't gotten my Mother anything yet, it's tomorrow here. I was thinking I'd get her something to eat though. Maybe Chinese. I dunno. I kind of loath the holiday on principle, but it'd be a good excuse to do something nice.

Lulzy anecdote: my mother asked my father just now, "Did you get cards for Mother's Day tomorrow?" Because we tend to celebrate and such with out extended family. Dad turns and says, "...you do it."
#26
Nothing, i usually cook dinner though.

I think, any my mother agrees, that if i need a special day to show my mum how much i love her, then something is wrong
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#27
Nothing, shes in Europe, I'm in Aus. I'll send her a nice message or something though
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#31
I told her I would make dinner. Now I'm freaking out because dinnertime is in 2 hours and I don't know how to cook anything except brownies and soup.

It was her birthday yesterday though and I pretty much devoted the entire day to her. I don't know if I still have to do stuff for Mother's Day.
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#33
FUCK!!!

An e-mail. I kicked that bitch out 3 years ago to this day.
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#36
Chocolate caramel turtles, and I think we're hanging out in Nashville.
#37
Flowers.

D'oh.
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#38
I got so worried I had forgotten mothers day but I realised it's a different time here.
#39
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I got so worried I had forgotten mothers day but I realised it's a different time here.

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#40
took her out for a smashing dinner and drinks, wanted to get her an actual present but I was stupid and left it last minute and I was stuck at work for 12-15 hours the past week and today was my first day off.
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