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#1
I am so horny everyday
i have no job
no monday, i mean no money
no girl friend

i am over 20, fat. help me my wlife sucks


me so horny, i like to lick my penis


White power! G-unit!
Last edited by Smell_my_PENlS at May 8, 2011,
#3
indubitably
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
#4
inb4 thread lock
Every poster on here is a 6-foot Catholic schoolgirl with an 8-inch penis and riches beyond my wildest dreams.
#5
Fap
get a job
get money
get girlfriend

you're over 20, start working out. Life will suck less


you can lick your penis after you've completed the tasks above, or even during.


Stop this bullshit.
#6
Well this will be a short trip...
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Schecter Omen 6
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Alvarez PF2005
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Danelectro Overdrive
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#7
smell my penis is king of the trolls, he annoys me. **** off son.
he posted another thing about a penis shaped guitar and got me all excited
#11
lol you entertained me for one second. now good bye i will never remember you for the rest of my life
#12
This guy is going to be banned in a few minutes. I've seen two horribly spam threads of his in two minutes.

*reported*
Last edited by due 07 at May 8, 2011,
#13
Quote by DIFTWOOD
lol you entertained me for one second. now good bye i will never remember you for the rest of my life


I won't.
#14
you wont never remember him...?
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
#17
inb4lock
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
#18
Dude if I could lick my own penis....I think I actually would
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#21
now my words me nothing! :rage:
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
#22
Luda! When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby
and nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the street and
at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...
#24
Last post before I go to bed, but first...I need to smell my penis!
[img]http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/v.gif[/img]
#30
*reported*
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#35
what in the **** is 20ppp
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.
- Carl Sagan
#36
Quote by SKArface McDank
what in the **** is 20ppp



So, let's get this thing to page 2....

OT: Cool story bro
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