#1
last night my girlfriend left her phone in my room. after an extensive search behind/under my bed, behind/under my desk, i simply cant find it. it ran out of battery last night as well, so i cant just ring it either.

so, any of you budding rangers have any tips for tracking prey like this? how does one go about picking up the trail and the scent of such a beast?
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#3
i head if
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#4
but narrowing my search to ultimate guitar means i'm more likely to get specialised expertise. guitarists have to find PLECTRUMS, while the smallest thing the average internet-user has to find regularly is their penis
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#5
the internet thanks you
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#7
i'm 99% sure it's in my room
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#8
Cool story bro.

Post pic of gf.
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#10
there's a 1% chance your friend took it to look at her nudes


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made me lol
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- Carl Sagan
#11
Break the room into grids or sections, then empty each section of its items.

But before you try that, have you tried calling out the phone's name?
#13
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Cool story bro.

Post pic of gf.
if i do this, will you join my party and give me your ranger abilities?
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#15
my mom always says that the best way to find stuff, is by cleaning up. im guessing your room is a mess, so just start cleaning up until you find it. alternatively, eat a banana. they taste gewd, im eating one right now.
#16
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the plot thickens


This threads a regular M. Night Shyamalan flick.

Shitty and full of twists.
666 BRO
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#17
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if i do this, will you join my party and give me your ranger abilities?


Is that a dress up party? I'll bring my wizard hat and robe.
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#18
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#19
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but narrowing my search to ultimate guitar means i'm more likely to get specialised expertise. guitarists have to find PLECTRUMS, while the smallest thing the average internet-user has to find regularly is their penis


We just chalk it up to the pick gnomes and use a new one, or maybe that's just me.
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#20
While it was still ringing, did the sound follow you around everywhere you went?? 'Cos if so you might've swallowed it

I once lost a concert ticket. Great excuse to clean your room like you've never cleaned before (srsly, move your bed, your furniture, EVERYTHING) and find stuff that you haven't seen in years like old pictures, guitar picks, your old porn stash, pokémon trading cards, perfectly edible Twinkies...

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#21
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While it was still ringing, did the sound follow you around everywhere you went?? 'Cos if so you might've swallowed it

I once lost a concert ticket. Great excuse to clean your room like you've never cleaned before (srsly, move your bed, your furniture, EVERYTHING) and find stuff that you haven't seen in years like old pictures, guitar picks, your old porn stash, pokémon trading cards, perfectly edible Twinkies...


Did you find the ticket?
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#23
pic of gf to give people something to look at other than the fat guy:
NOW will you guys use your ranger abilities?!
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#24
Is she funny or something?

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#25
try searching between her boobs or in her vag. worst case scenario, you have a good evening.
#26
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pic of gf to give people something to look at other than the fat guy:

*image*


Not terribly bad, especially for an English girl. Relatively GJ bro.
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#27
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Is she funny or something?

say wut?
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#28
She's cute bro.

But chances are her phones gone.

Forever lost in the abyss.
666 BRO
#29
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She's cute bro.

But chances are her phones gone.

Forever lost in the abyss.
bugger.
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#30
In order to get my ranger abilities I need to be in you're party long enough for me to gain your trust.
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#31
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bugger


Do it.
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#32
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In order to get my ranger abilities I need to be in you're party long enough for me to gain your trust.
you've seen a picture of my girlfriend. if that doesnt gain your trust i dont know what will
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!