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#1
I'm not religios but my sister is. Out of the blue I received an email from a friend of my sister that I should pray to jesus and become a christian. I don't even know this person. WTF IS THIS?! Did something like that ever happen to you??

PS: Everytime I listen to Foo Fighters I know that I'm touched by the hand of God!
#2
Well you don't have to do everything strangers tell you in e-mails.
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#6
Hit the "junk" button and get on with your life.
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#7
Also, "pray to jesus"? I thought you prayed for yourself and others?
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#8
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#9
Somebody has never been attacked before.
I suggest you counter with a right cross.
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#10
Tell him you don't need religion when you're currently waiting on a Nigerian Prince's fortune.

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#11
The "Jesus Crispies" are everywhere and their power is omnipotent!! Do as they command or burn in the everlasting hellfire!!

Ya just gotta luv em! LOL
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#12
Reply to them that they can do said act his/herself and to leave you to decide when you want to know the Lord. Sounds like this friend of hers doesn't understand what it means to be a true witness. Christians shouldn't be known for telling people what they need, but rather showing people what they're missing.

Notice I say "shouldn't".
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#13
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Reply to them that they can do said act his/herself and to leave you to decide when you want to know the Lord. Sounds like this friend of hers doesn't understand what it means to be a true witness. Christians shouldn't be known for telling people what they need, but rather showing people what they're missing.

Notice I say "shouldn't".

So... what am I missing?

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#15
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So... what am I missing?

Well, as an ex-Christian I can tell you that you're not missing getting up on a Sunday morning.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#16
Tell that person about the horrors that the Inquisition did in the name of God.


They'll never suspect it!
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#17
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Well, as an ex-Christian I can tell you that you're not missing getting up on a Sunday morning.


This
#18
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Well, as an ex-Christian I can tell you that you're not missing getting up on a Sunday morning.

Yea that would suck heinously. Especially since at 5am most Sundays I'm still doing shots fistpumping like a champ.

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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#19
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Yea that would suck heinously. Especially since at 5am most Sundays I'm still doing shots fistpumping like a champ.

high five for 24 hour drinking laws

Why don't you seduce your sister's friend?
#20
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I'm not religios but my sister is. Out of the blue I received an email from a friend of my sister that I should pray to jesus and become a christian. I don't even know this person. WTF IS THIS?! Did something like that ever happen to you??

PS: Everytime I listen to Foo Fighters I know that I'm touched by the hand of God!


she wants ur D bro
#21
tell him you'd rather become a buddhist, buddhism is da shit
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#24
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tell him you'd rather become a buddhist, buddhism is da shit
Apart from all the self discipline and mind****s.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#25
Reply that this goes against your Jedi beliefs.

"May the force be with you. Amen!"
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#26
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Well you don't have to do everything strangers tell you in e-mails.


If you want them to love you, you do.
#27
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Apart from all the self discipline and mind****s.

everyone needs (a little) self discipline, but you don't need a religion for it
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#28
take care, spike your hair. woo woo woo, you know it...bro
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#29
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Somebody has never been attacked before.
I suggest you counter with a right cross.


There is a pun in there...

But anyway, trace the IP address. Stalk them for a few years dressed as a devil, occasionally breaking into their house and scribbling pentagrams on the wall, then eventually beat them to death with "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
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#30
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There is a pun in there...

But anyway, trace the IP address. Stalk them for a few years dressed as a devil, occasionally breaking into their house and scribbling pentagrams on the wall, then eventually beat them to death with "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"



do this! and put it on youtube for everyone's sake
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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#31
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Somebody has never been attacked before.
I suggest you counter with a right cross.


but that's what THEYRE doing...
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#32
If this is the biggest problem that you're facing today, I think you need to find a life before you find God.
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#33
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Tell him you don't need religion when you're currently waiting on a Nigerian Prince's fortune.

First post in the Pit to make me laugh in a while.
#34
Would you perhaps like to post the contents of the e-mail in this thread?


I'm really bored and need something to laugh at.
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#36
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Well you don't have to do everything strangers tell you in e-mails.


YOU DON'T?!

I suggest you get into some kind of David Thornesque troll email conversation with the friend.
#37
Ignore the email, and don't bother harassing this well-meaning, but naive, person?
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#38
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Well you don't have to do everything strangers tell you in e-mails.

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
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#39
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Ignore the email, and don't bother harassing this well-meaning, but naive, person?


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