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Was just browsing my local online classified and found this:

Female Black Convict

Date Listed 01-May-11
Price Swap / Trade
Address -------------, Canada


I have one female black convict. Has had babies many times and is a great mother. My male didn't make a recent move and I am looking to move this girl. I would like to either trade her for a fish that would fit in well with a mix of tropical fish or sell her for 5 dollars.

reply with questions or if interested in some pictures.




I know it's for a fish but doesn't read that way. Any other rediculous classified ads you've come by?
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lulstack at the second post.
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second post is a pile of bullcrap I think :P
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I don't want to get banned, but a certain ebay teapot comes to mind. Apparently there's a whole ebay subgenre of 'reflectoporn' now
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Those last two posts were awesome. "You can put a bag over my head if you want." hahahahaha and that dude who took a dump on that chicks bathroom floor deserves a medal or something.
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I only just realised that the mouth on your avatar moves as well.
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I only just realized that too!
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http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/m4w/2284665774.html seen that in my local craigslist...

Morally correct, handsome white Russian male, 21 years old, 5ft 10 applicants much be shorter, fortunate enough to be born with a perfectly chizzled body, owns a gun and loves kittens. Looking for a wife/housewife with no baggage and the ability to move countries, if ugly please do not apply. Atheists and redheads, don't bother applying. Applicants must be willing to spit in mouth during sexual activities and still 100% have their 'V' card. Must be over age of 22 and have thick thighs. Black hair and blue eyes preferred but please send photos, willing to consider everyone who applies. No career women, must be willing to have 4+ children. Essential that they enjoy ass licking. No fat chicks. Thanks for applying.


made me laugh for a good few minutes xD
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