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So you think the educational system is working just fine:

A school in Forest Hills, Michigan has a new policy: no Smarties and no Pixy Stix under any conditions.

According to Principal Nancy Susterka, she was walking around the middle school and noticed Smarties wrappers on the ground. She then heard a rumor that kids are "smoking" them. Putting her facts together, she quickly banned Smarties and then Pixy Stix for good measure.

As she put it: “In short, we have seen huge numbers of Smartie wrappers throughout the building and heard some rumblings about kids smoking it.”



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What the hell is going on?
#2
Smoking smarties? What the hell?
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#6
What the Principal should do, is ban awful spelling.


It's about getting them used to control.
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#8
I took acid in 'smarties' form once
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#9
****ing idiots.


they arent using them to get high, theyr crushing them, "inhaling" the dust(holding dust in their mouths) and blowing the dust to make it look like smoke.


edit: heres an african american fellow puffin on dat sugar cane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jfJ10O_FTg&feature=related


re-edit: FUUUUUUUUUU


same exact link as well...
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#12
I snorted smarties in middle school.


I only got high for a little bit though. I hear shooting them up is a much better way.
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I just drank a six of coke...


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#16
They're throwing away the wrappers?!?!?! That's where the best high is. Smoke the wrappers, kids!
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Dude, I just had this err... sour candy or what is it called again? Oh man, I am tripping to the moon!
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#19
I had a friend who once crushed up his smarties and sniffed them through a straw. I am not joking, either.
#20
What the ****? Those are not Smarties TS.


Those are ****ing Smarties. We call that shit that you American's have used to slander the Smartie name Rockets, and they suck. (see below)
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#21
Idiots.

*Principal, not "principle."
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#25
This is what happens when people stay within the school system for their entire lives.
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#26
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What the ****? Those are not Smarties TS.


Those are ****ing Smarties. We call that shit that you American's have used to slander the Smartie name Rockets, and they suck. (see below)
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Yo don'tchu be talkin smack bout rockets.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#28
...aaaaand my faith in humanity is below zero.
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#31
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this is my ****ing middle school. i go to the high school. any questions ask me

Assuming serious, do people really smoke smarties, if so, FUCKING WHY?
#32
wait up. this article really twisted the story.

i attend the high school so i know what going on. it was not rumors, teachers saw kids snorting/smoking smarties. there were kids who crushed up smarties then put it back in the wrapper then lit it and started inhaling. obviously the smarties didnt get them high but they were inhaling plastic vapor which can't be good. they also crushed up the candies and snorted them which made maggots crawl into their nose at night. the school baned smarties, crystal light, and pixie sticks. even though the kids are clearly retarded, i think it was a good idea to ban these candies.

these 8th graders are gonna be the incoming freshman next year...
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wait up. this article really twisted the story.

i attend the high school so i know what going on. it was not rumors, teachers saw kids snorting/smoking smarties. there were kids who crushed up smarties then put it back in the wrapper then lit it and started inhaling. obviously the smarties didnt get them high but they were inhaling plastic vapor which can't be good. they also crushed up the candies and snorted them which made maggots crawl into their nose at night. the school baned smarties, crystal light, and pixie sticks. even though the kids are clearly retarded, i think it was a good idea to ban these candies.

these 8th graders are gonna be the incoming freshman next year...

Kill them before they breed.

Only kind of joking. "Hardly joking at all." would be the more appropriate way to put it.
#34
Oh god, bad memories. Me and my friends had contest to see who could snort the most of these in 1 minute. I got 3 packs, and had smarties dust flowing out of my eyes. Horrible memories.
#35
Good for her!

I once snorted a pixe stik and now im addicted to 37 different drugs.
#36
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What the ****? Those are not Smarties TS.


Those are ****ing Smarties. We call that shit that you American's have used to slander the Smartie name Rockets, and they suck. (see below)
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#37
I have an acquaintance who snorted crushed up cat food, and a friend who snorted spicy Mexican candy...
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#38
Smarties are SO tasty, they may as well be a drug!

Also, skittles.

Now I'm hungry. Curse you, curse you all.
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#39
I'm going to join all the other UKers and express my outrage at these imposter sweets.
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