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#1
You guys all know the jokes about watching movies backwards, right?

Example:

"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark who keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach."

or

"If you watch the Lord of the Rings backwards, It's a movie about a little guy who finds a cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home."

or even,

"If you watch Osama Bin Laden's life backwards, it's about a water zombie who makes skyscrapers out of airplanes"


Let's see what the Pit can come up with!
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#3
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#4
If you watch your mum backwards, it goes from her giving birth to you to me smashing her back doors in.
#6
If you steal this idea from other threads and post them on here, you're still seeing the same copy and pasted jokes, even if they're in another order.
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#7
If you watch Final Destination backwards, you see that it's not women who gives birth to us, it's random crap.
#8
If you watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure backwards, its about 2 guys who put all the historical figures back where they belong.
#9
If you watch Star Wars backwards, it's about this guy who knows this chick is his sister, but wants to do her anyway.
#11
If you watch requiem for a dream backwards it's about 4 test subjects that are trying a revolutionary new drug that makes your life awesome.
#12
If you watch Saw backwards, its about a nice old man who gives limbs to the disabled.
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#13
If you watch Darrell Dimebags life backwards its about a dude that shoots bullets out of his stomach then shreds until he becomes really young and loses a Dean guitar after winning a guitar competition.
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#14
If you watch Monterey Pop backwards, it's about a black magician who can conjure guitars from flame.
#15
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a women who learns her place.
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#16
If you watch the Pit backwards, it's about a series of gentlemen slowly gaining their lives back after the internet consumes them.
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#17
If you watch the Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, it's about a young boy who grows old and while he does so, everyone around him grows backwards.
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#19
If you watch Memento backwards, it makes sense.
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#20
If you watch 12 Monkeys backwards,... dammit!
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#21
If you watch Avatar backwards it's about an alien who escapes his war torn home planet by becoming a human and fleeing to earth.
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#23
If you read the bible backwards, it's about an angel who comes to earth, climbs into some woman's vagina, and destroys the universe.
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#24
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If you read the bible backwards, it's about an angel who comes to earth, climbs into some woman's vagina, and destroys the universe.




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#25
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If you watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure backwards, its about 2 guys who put all the historical figures back where they belong.

just watched that today. Such a bodacious movie.
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#27
Read this somewhere

If you watch Cinderella backwards It's about a woman who learns her place.
#28
When you watch Scarface backwards, it's bout a drugged zombie who revives alot of people by pulling bullets out of their bodies with this gunshaped magnet but loses everything and goes back to Cuba.

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#29
If you watch Schindler's List backwards its about a poor german dude who sends a bunch of his jewish workers out into Nazi Germany to have them all killed and oppressed and stands there in amuzement until he gets rich.

Blah.
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#31
If you watch "Requiem for a dream" backwards its about full blown addicts, who decide to get clean, so they reduce their dosage until they're clean and healthy.
#32
If you watch WWII backwards its about Jewish zombies taking over Germany.
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#35
If you watch Sin City backwards, it's about a dead man fixing rapists heads and putting their dicks back on.
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Read this somewhere

If you watch Cinderella backwards It's about a woman who learns her place.



Not only is it a bad joke, but you were beaten to it.
#37
If you watch Harry Pothead-um I mean-Potter backwards, it's about a man losing all of his powers and moving into poverty.

If you watch Saw backwards, it's about Jigsaw sewing on a Doctors foot and releasing people.

If you watch Shawn of the dead backwards, it's about Zombies turning into people.
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
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Too much Sublime.

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#38
If you watch 2001: A Space Oddity backwards, it's bout a God losing his powers to a stone and suddenly it gets all Planet of the Apes on you...

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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#39
If you watch the first Harold and Kumar backwards, it's about 2 stoners getting a giant bag of pot, giving it to the police and going home all after going to white castle.
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
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Too much Sublime.

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#40
If you watch The Shining backwards, its about a crazy person going to a hotel for therapy, fighting his demons and becoming normal again.
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