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#1
So my cat ran away I woke up this morning with my window knocked out and my cat missing. This is surprising because i live in a second story apartment.

The point of this thread is to discuss tactics on how to obtain my missing pussy.

HOW DO I GET MAH ZELDA BACK?!?!?!

Edit: I left a food bowl by the window she escaped from. If she doesn't come back, i will be devastated.
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#2
I came in here expecting you to tell us a story about how you lost your vagina.


Except I didn't really.
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#3
Contact the chick you stole the iphone from, she's probably getting revenge for that.
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#6
Call out Seal Team 6!
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#7
Do the usually "post flyers on the poles in the street for your missing pussy." Go to the bar and get drunk.
#8
The only way I've ever managed to get Zelda back is by exploring a series of increasingly elaborate dungeons in order to gather the tools necessary to rescue her from Ganon...

On a serious note: Sorry about your (hopefully temporary) loss.
#9
Have you thought off setting milk in an opening so your pussy can get in?
you're a stone fox
#10
Try this. I will probably only lead to a cat lost forever, but lols will ensue. Not for you though.

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#11
You live in an apartment? Guess the White House wasn't working out for you.

But don't worry. Cats have a way of finding their way back home. She'll be back in no time.
#12
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Have you thought off setting milk in an opening so your pussy can get in?


My cat doesn't like Milk. Or cheese. Or Fish. Or any meat. Only dry cat food.


Edit: Thanks everyone for the support. It really helps.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
Last edited by Nomack at May 9, 2011,
#13
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My cat doesn't like Milk. Or cheese. Or Fish. Or any meat. Only dry cat food.


Then set out some dry cat food for your pussy.
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#14
you left a food bowl by a 2nd story window?
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#15
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you left a food bowl by a 2nd story window?

On the ground by where she obviously landed.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#16
Get a cat and name him Link.


Then you wait.
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#17
I'm pretty sure your cat was kidnapped by Muslim extremists.
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#18
This thread makes me sad
I don't have a cat but I'm round at my mate's so much that his cats are pretty much my cats anyway, Barry and Lola
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
My cat (indoor cat) once left and was gone for like 11 hours. My family looked for him but never found him. Then all of a sudden he was at our doorstep.

And I've heard of that happening over the course of days.
#21
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My cat (indoor cat) once left and was gone for like 11 hours. My family looked for him but never found him. Then all of a sudden he was at our doorstep.

Yea, i'm just afraid someone might find and take my cat to a kill shelter or something.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


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#22
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Yea, i'm just afraid someone might find and take my cat to a kill shelter or something.
Does he/she have a tag? Or a microchip thing?
#23
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Does he/she have a tag? Or a microchip thing?

No
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#25
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No
Well, cats are everywhere. There's at least one cat outside my house every night. Sometimes 3 or 4. They haven't been taken to a shelter obviously, and they're out there all night fighting and fucking, etc.
#26
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Well, cats are everywhere. There's at least one cat outside my house every night. Sometimes 3 or 4. They haven't been taken to a shelter obviously, and they're out there all night fighting and fucking, etc.


That wont make him worry...
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#27
Probably didn't survive the fall. Look around under your window and see if you can at least find something to bury.
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#29
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Probably didn't survive the fall. Look around under your window and see if you can at least find something to bury.

I don't like you.

And theres this big box thing attached to the wall half way down to the ground that she most definitely jumped on to get down.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#32
Maybe the cat was like "**** that!" and then jumped down the window to start a new life with a hot female.
#33
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I don't like you.

And theres this big box thing attached to the wall half way down to the ground that she most definitely jumped on to get down.

Just sayin, man. Every cat I dropped out of second story windows died until I started equipping them with tiny parachutes.
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#34
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Get a cat and name him Link.


Then you wait.



Problem solved.

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#36
Put out some fish for your pussy.


on a serious note, I'm sorry I hope she comes back
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#37
I FOUND HER!

I heard cat's fighting outside and low and behold, SHE WAS THERE. She's safe now.

Thanks for the kind words everyone!
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#38
Sounds like you have the no pussy blues.
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#39
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I FOUND HER!

I heard cat's fighting outside and low and behold, SHE WAS THERE. She's safe now.

Thanks for the kind words everyone!


Awesome!



Now make sure it never happens again.
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#40
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Awesome!



Now make sure it never happens again.



That cat sure is an escape artist. She knocks down the screens on everything by running full speed and jumping into them. It's quite a funny site
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

Quote by Pencil Man
You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
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