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#1
This is how my head looks:



You see it is sloped at the back on my crown and it looks really weird like it's been flattened because normal heads usually curve round smoothly like a coconut.

I don't see any other people with heads like this and I always worry that people are looking at my flat head and think I am weird. Do you think it looks weird and is there reason for me to feel self conscious?
#2
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#3
Dude don't even worry about it i have a flat side on the back of my head and i don't think anyone notices....it's sooo not worth being self conscious about
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#4
I'd be more worried that your hair and head don't separate
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
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#5
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I'd be more worried that your hair and head don't separate


Or the fact that he's Satan.
#6
At least your head doesn't look like this:

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#7
I have a pretty small head in comparison to my body, and it's quite square at the back. Not worth worrying about. What the hell is normal shaped anyway?!
#8
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Or the fact that he's Satan.

Or that he has a massive underbite .
#9
A friend of mine has a kinda funny looking head shape. People don't notice it, though. You'll be fine.
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#13
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It doesn't look that bad. That nose on the other hand...


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#15
I'd be self conscious if I had horns and pincers too.
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#17
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At least your head doesn't look like this:





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#18
i like your lower lip
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#19
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At least your head doesn't look like this:



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#21
How can you be self-conscious if you aren't conscious at all? Think about it.
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#24
And here I was thinking you were weird without ever seeing your head.
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#25
I'll let you in on a secret i've never told anybody:

I have long hair to cover how unproportional my forehead is. It's really weird because one side bulges out and the other side kind of caves in, and ever since I grew out my hair no one has ever commented on it lol.

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#26
Heads come in all shapes and sizes.



Look at the size of that thing!


And quit worrying about teh shape of your head and come duel me.

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#28
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Ya know what they say about big heads...


they're easier to hit with spitballs?
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#29
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Ya know what they say about big heads...

They're big?
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#30
Smash against wall, problem fixed
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#33
I dont think I would even notice it.

That being said you can always say its a new form of evolution, it would probably be awesome for carrying stuff around with.

*balances book on head*
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#36
Cranial Binding my nigga. Some ancient and tribal people did it and so can you!
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#38


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#39
Change your name to Pericles.
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