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Hey what good movie quotes do you know? This one is one of my favorites...

"I just want my phone call" - The Dark Knight
#2
"I'm bored of the woods."

Gets so much use in my house

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#3
"English, mother****er, DO YOU SPEAK IT!" from Pulp Fiction

"Does he look like a bitch?" also from Pulp Fiction

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?" from Airplane
If creationists made Pokemon:
"What the, Pikachu is...Congratulations, God decided your Pikachu is now a Raichu."


So what...I like Metal...sue me

"music elitists"
#4
Every single line from anything Monty Python has ever done.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
my chemical romance are a bunch of homos making love to a mic and you like that cuz your a huge gay wad. You should feel pathetic for being such a gaywad you gay mcr loving gaywad olllol.
#6
the greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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#7
Quote by tyrogue
"English, mother****er, DO YOU SPEAK IT!" from Pulp Fiction

"Does he look like a bitch?" also from Pulp Fiction

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?" from Airplane



Beat me to it! Sam Jackson is mint in this movie.

Also,

**** Gasper Gomez! and **** the mother****ing Diaz brothers! I burried those cockroaches.

Scarface
#10
People should never be afraid of their government, their government should be afraid of their people.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#11
Men in Black tunnel scene:

"You do know Elvis is dead, right?"
"No Elvis is not dead, he just went home."
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Sell your Valvestate to brainless 17 year old for mighty sums of dollars. Purchase a JMP for a pittance from a desperate seller. Masturbate to pictures of yourself and your new, real Marshall. Eternal glory awaits.

#12
"He punched the highlights out of her hair!!" - Scot Pilgrim


"What do I want you to do? I want you to kill the cocksucker! I want you to stuff his arms up his ass, that's what I ****in' want!" - Hoffa

And just about this entire scene from "Hoffa" as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGGCquwLgM
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#13
Same damn quotes in every single one of these threads....You guys need to watch more movies.
Sail upon the open skies
#14
It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon, like masturbating on an aeroplane
Alan -the hangover

So overused but it's great, every time I hear someone say it's not illegal I always think of that quote in my head after
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
#15
Rocky Balboa: "I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life... Don't forget to visit your mother."
Isn't it a pity?
Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...


"Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it." - John Lennon
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#16
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
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#18
Quote by Eric_Fail
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.



Taken, a great film
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
#19
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part. " - Se7en


"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a box of chocolate bunnies." - Twin Peaks (a show, but the pilot's basically a movie)
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.


Naked Gun.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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Quote by Demon Wolf
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst.


Naked Gun.


That's a nice beaver
Thanks, I just got it stuffed.
#23


Too many to mention.

DOCTORS SAY NORDBERG HAS A FIFTY-FIFTY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL. Though there's only 10 percent chance of that happening.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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"Its 100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Excellent"

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"IM PUMPED IVE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GOD DAMN DAY!!" - hotrod

"Does this look like spit to you"- supertroopers

...really at the end of the day im always qouting movie lines, pretty much anything an everything i find amusing ill qoute.

some movies which i take alot from are the classics, dazed and confused, fast times, ferris buelers, shit like that.

"thats what i like about these highschool girls man, i get older, they stay the same age, yes they do" - dazed and confused.

"you got a joint?...you'd be alot cooler if you did" - dazed

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
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wat men i am a nice guy very matue and sexuly educated for my age


Quote by Kensai
That's the most whorish thing I've ever watched, and I watch a lot of porn.
#26
'I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.'

everyone should know what this is from
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''I'm in lesbians with you'' - Scott Pilgrim vs The World


''You're nothing but a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on ***** Island'' - Anchorman
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Dude: You know, it's like Lenin said, you find the person who will benefit and uh...

Donny: I am the Walrus

Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...

Donny: I am the Walrus

Walter: That fucking bitch...

Donny: I am the Walrus

Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyanich Uliyanov!

Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, dude?
#30
''Yeah , yeah ...''

the old man in the restaurant , the episode of Supernatural where Sam keeps living the same day on and on.
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"Which one is yours?"

"The one that says badass mother ****er on it."

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
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"I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
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Quote by Marshmelllow
'I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.'

everyone should know what this is from

Take off your shoes and make fists with your feet on the carpet.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#34
Kid: "Do I dig the hole before or after?"

Old Guy: "None of my business"

Kid: "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! It's before!"

--Up

I completely relate to this because of how many times i've had to take dumps in the wilderness lol

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this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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#35
Quote by strat0blaster
"I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"


The Other Guys.


"Aim for the bush?"
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The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the **** you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
#37
The Big Lebowski:
"Shut the **** up Donny."
"Vagina."

Fight Club:
"The things you own, end up owning you."
And in the one scene where he's beating the owner of the bar and laughing and bleeding. "Haaaahahahhahhaaaaahhhhhaaahhhahahaahahaaa."
"This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits..."

Step Brothers:
" 'Why are you sweaty?' 'I was watching Cops.' "
Slappa tha bass
#38
Sometimes there's a man- and I'm talkin' about the Dude.

The Dude abides.

Too many from that movie to count.

edit: 3 lebowskis in row. Guess I'm late.
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That Rick Roll was extremely well played.
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#39
Quote by RisingForce1990
"Which one is yours?"

"The one that says badass mother ****er on it."



What is this from? And did Samuel L. Jackson say it?
Slappa tha bass
#40
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
-Boondock Saints

Edit: I don't know if this counts but, when they walk into the weapon room and it says "when the wicked stand confounded, call me with thy saints surrounded." on the wall. I liked that one too.
FORZA CATANIA
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