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#1
Im doing my english homeowrk about a cruise i went on last summer and i want it to sound as shitty as possible, like a 4 year old has written it. any ideas. thanks
#2
Keep it up.


I jest.


I don't know, try making some incredibly obvious grammatical and spelling errors, the more humorous and misleading the better.
#3
Im juust saying things like 'There were a lot of italian people in italy. they had big noses and spoke italian"
#4
No no no no no no no.


What you really need is fog machine.
I forgot how to play guitar. Q_Q
#6
repeat stuff and because you do it a lot it sounds like you don'y know some many things and because it sounds like you don't know many things it sounds like you are a bit stupid and because it sounds like you're a bit stupid it sounds like you're 4 and because it sounds like you're 4...
The only 6 words that can make you a better guitarist:

Learn theory
Practice better
Practice more
#8
<I went on a trip on a big boat.
The weather was sunny
I loved the boat because it was big and white.
We were floating on the water for a very long time.
Then I got seasick and puked all over my shoes
#9
Quote by ethan_hanus
Why in the hell would you want to do that? I will judge you in saying that you must be smoking weed right now.

I hate my teacher
And no not till this weekend :P
#10
write the paper in crayon and make letters backwards and spell everything phonetically.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
you need to change your amp, you need a valve amp to get childish tone.
#14
Quote by crohno
you need to change your amp, you need a valve amp to get childish tone.



#15
Quote by JD2k9
I hate my teacher
And no not till this weekend :P

Yeah, but how does making yourself look like a complete ass affect your teacher? Short answer - it doesn't. It just makes you look like a complete ass.

You don't like your teacher? Big whoop. Pretty soon you'll have a boss you can't stand, only then it's not your grade hanging on the line, it's your ability to pay your rent and take care of your family.

Welcome to life.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#16
SUIT UP when you go to hand it in. Then turn on the fog machine you stashed in the back of class
#18
Quote by strat0blaster
Yeah, but how does making yourself look like a complete ass affect your teacher? Short answer - it doesn't. It just makes you look like a complete ass.

You don't like your teacher? Big whoop. Pretty soon you'll have a boss you can't stand, only then it's not your grade hanging on the line, it's your ability to pay your rent and take care of your family.

Welcome to life.

Pretty much this.

Although if you're intent on looking like an idiot, write it in crayon.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#19
Write your Rs backwards, maybe it'll turn out better than you expect. Just ask toys r us
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That's not what your mother said.


That's right. You aint the only one working with cows.


DOUBLE MOM JOKE!


#21
a) Actually get a four year old to write it.
b) If that fails then really simple sentences, no big words, and make obvious grammatical errors.
c) Hand write it. In crayon. With your non preferred hand. Also, backwards letters. Nothing says 'I'm four' like the odd backwards letter or number.
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#22
Quote by JD2k9
I'm just gonna hand out some MDMA to everyone in the class. See what the bitch says then.

Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#23
Quote by strat0blaster
Yeah, but how does making yourself look like a complete ass affect your teacher?

She gets annoyed and flips her top when any of us does bad work. She then procedes to lecture us about how we should be better than everyone and that if we haven't got the mental capabilities for set 1 then we'll be moved down to set FL
#24
Quote by ethan_hanus
Oh, then I miss judged you.
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I miss judged
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miss judged


#25
Quote by JD2k9
She gets annoyed and flips her top when any of us does bad work. She then procedes to lecture us about how we should be better than everyone and that if we haven't got the mental capabilities for set 1 then we'll be moved down to set FL

That doesn't really answer the question though, does it?

How does that affect the teacher?
"Oh she's going to yell and give me a lecture, it's going to be sweet!"

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#26
Quote by JD2k9
She gets annoyed and flips her top when any of us does bad work. She then procedes to lecture us about how we should be better than everyone and that if we haven't got the mental capabilities for set 1 then we'll be moved down to set FL

I'll save her the time and just tell you that if this is how you're acting, you definitely don't have the mental capabilities.

You're acting like a baby.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#27
Quote by strat0blaster
Yeah, but how does making yourself look like a complete ass affect your teacher? Short answer - it doesn't. It just makes you look like a complete ass.

You don't like your teacher? Big whoop. Pretty soon you'll have a boss you can't stand, only then it's not your grade hanging on the line, it's your ability to pay your rent and take care of your family.

Welcome to life.


Spike is right. listen to him TS. or not. it's funnier for us if you don't.

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Although if you're intent on looking like an idiot, write it in crayon.


i already suggested that. way to copy me.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
It's cool to be an ass now?
When I was in high school everyone just got along with the teachers...
y'know, like normal people.
#31
Quote by theogonia777

i already suggested that. way to copy me.

You... have a problem with me agreeing with you? My god, what's wrong with this place this morning?

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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#32
Quote by Silent Murder
It's cool to be an ass now?
When I was in high school everyone just got along with the teachers...
y'know, like normal people.

I do, its just this certain teacher is a bitch
#34
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
You... have a problem with me agreeing with you? My god, what's wrong with this place this morning?


no i don't, that's why i put . if i had a problem, i would have put instead.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
Quote by JD2k9
I do, its just this certain teacher is a bitch


It's just you shouldn't use sexist slurs
#36
Quote by theogonia777
no i don't, that's why i put . if i had a problem, i would have put instead.

I... uh....

I'm going back to bed.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#38
I went on a boat and it was big and there was birds and it was fun and we used many run on sentences and it was fun.

I just purposely write bad so nobody can read (or grade) it..
"[Bleach] is mostly water, and we are mostly water, therefore we are bleach"

I feel we should go to...

Purple Alert
Last edited by soulsablaze at May 10, 2011,
#40
Well you certainly came to the right place for that.
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