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I am fascinated with genetics, specifically the manipulation of them. Recently I thought why not use viruses to spread genes, effectively changing the hosts body. Well I did some research into this subject and found the book "viruses the smallest enemy", inside the book there was examples of this same experiment being a success in rats! So this is were you come in.

I want to make a legion of diverse yet practical half this half that mutants, any ideas. I want you to choose a combination of 2 or more living things, and explain why you choose them. In return, in the future there will be a horrible monstrosity named as you like, running around and eating children.

My choice a half monkey, half pig, because it would make a tough, smart guard monster that would eat almost anything.
#2
Shark and a human. Just so I can watch Street Sharks: The Musical.


inb4 any South Park references
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I smell a "We tried to play god" story from this...
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Half mouse half elephant so it would be of middling size and afraid of itself, which would make me laugh.
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A narwhal and a white horse...
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A narwhal and a white horse...


So it would have a very lovely tooth spiral out of its lip!? AWGH, THAT'S HORRIBLE
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So it would have a very lovely tooth spiral out of its lip!? AWGH, THAT'S HORRIBLE

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How about a Rhinoceros with a ****ing Polar bear. Big bear charging at you with a thick and tough skin and a horn on it's head. If it doesn't destroy you with the charge, then it'll just maul you to bits.
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The fact that your username is "The Conducter" frighten me, frankly.

You should get in touch with Daniel Kemp, though. You guys could really make a difference.

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Great call!

OT: Yeti and Loch Ness monster. Do it.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#14
rhino, polar bear, great idea... also I read the world emperor plan 3.0, that isn't a plan, that is a plan to make a plan, but I will research further, I have not yet lost hope in him...
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Here's a positively horrifying one;

Bot fly and Japanese Hornet.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#18
I have looked into the whole earth emperor guy and to me he is dildoes... but I emailed him and I might give him help on taking over the world
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I smell a "We tried to play god" story from this...

More like "We tried to play God... then got assraped by half human hybrids"
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More like "We tried to play God... then got assraped by half human hybrids"


I had a dream about them trying to kill me... and then I shot you in the face for being a fucking smartass