#1
THE US secret service is to supply beer kegs to a pub US President Barack Obama is expected to visit in Moneygall, Co Offaly.

Security surrounding the trip will be so controlled that the agents will be supplying Ollie Hayes's bar with the barrels, the Herald can reveal.

It is understood the decision was taken as President Obama is likely to have a drink if he visits the pub.

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/secret-service-to-supply-beer-for-obama-trip-2641378.html


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#2
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#3
Oh that's just fucking great. Now Obama is claiming to be Irish.
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#5
Wait. He's going to Ireland but he's going to drink American beer? This man does NOT represent us!

Next thing you know he'll visit Canada and bring his own syrup.
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#6
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I'd imagine it'll be Guinness, just specially brought from the brewery by the Secret Service.

Pity he won't be supporting local brewers

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Oh that's just fucking great. Now Obama is claiming to be Irish.

There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama
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#7
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I'd imagine it'll be Guinness, just specially brought from the brewery by the Secret Service.

Pity he won't be supporting local brewers


There's no one as Irish as Barack O'Bama

I shoulda known he was a dirty Mick.
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#8
O'Bama is as Irish as they get. I might pop along and try to meet him.
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#9
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Oh that's just fucking great. Now Obama is claiming to be Irish.

What do you want, a birth certificate?
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#10
/InB4 Trump accuses trump of being born in Ireland.
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#11
I will Paypal money to an Irish member if they kick the shit out of him.


Am I allowed to say that?
#12
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What do you want, a birth certificate?

A keg of beer.
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#13
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I will Paypal money to an Irish member if they kick the shit out of him.


Am I allowed to say that?

Sure.

Cleveland sucks ass.
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#14
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/InB4 Trump accuses trump of being born in Ireland.


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I will Paypal money to an Irish member if they kick the shit out of him.


Am I allowed to say that?

Problem, whitey?


SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#17
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I will Paypal money to an Irish member if they kick the shit out of him.

Send me a few thousand for, err, expenses, and I'll poison his beer.


Terms and conditions apply, beer may not actually be poisoned.
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-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#18
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Send me a few thousand for, err, expenses, and I'll poison his beer.


Terms and conditions apply, beer may not actually be poisoned.

I see through your trickery. No Irishman worth his salt would ever poison beer.
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#19
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I will Paypal money to an Irish member if they kick the shit out of him.

Am I allowed to say that?

They're not a bunch of savages like the Scottish, dude.
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#20
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Don't make it about race.

Okay whitey.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#21
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They're not a bunch of savages like the Scottish, dude.


But think about one million dollars.


#22
are they also going to supply the blackcurrant the barman is gonna put in the guinness so he wont grimace?
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#23
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are they also going to supply the blackcurrant the barman is gonna put in the guinness so he wont grimace?

That shit's for women American tourists
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#24
Amazing, Obama's going to be the first black person to ever step foot in Ireland
#25
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Oh that's just fucking great. Now Obama is claiming to be Irish.

You've never heard of an Irish brotha?
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#26
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Amazing, Obama's going to be the first black person to ever step foot in Ireland

Ahem
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#27
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Amazing, Obama's going to be the first black person to ever step foot in Ireland


He's also going to be the last black person to step foot there. Who in their right mind that's able to produce melanin would want to go to a country full of soulless gingers?
#28
Obama: So, boys, I was thinking I would go for a drink tonight in Offaly.

Security: Ah, shit, that'll take weeks to prepare! Can't you just drink here in the White House?

Obama: No, I want to live a little.

Security: Yes, we understand, sir, but you're not allowed to do that. You're the president.
#30
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I suggest you hide the one good looking girl that lives in Ireland.




Get ready for a little gene-pool diversity.
#33
Damn, I've been all over Ireland and the last thing you need to do is bring your own beer.