#1
I need help with a poem for english class . It has to be a limmerick I have decided to write it about guitar . Here is what I have came up with so far
I learned to play guitar
A great feat by far
That is all I have came up with so far It needs to be five lines. I would appreciate some help the poem is due tommorow.
Last edited by Jesse0315 at May 11, 2011,
#2
Change the subject, limericks are meant to be funny.

EDIT:

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.
--
(Contributed by Terry Walsh)

got that from here


and don't think too hard about it, I had to write 50 poems of all different sorts at the start of my english class and you just gotta whip it out, if it sucks try again, get a general idea of it and then revise it.

It shouldn't be too hard its like a 6 line poem, try writing sonnets, its a bitch.
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Last edited by 801Current at May 11, 2011,
#5
Mirror mirror on the wall,

B.C Rich is so f*ckin' dull.

Warlock, Bronze and Mockingbird,

It's the worst tone i've ever heard.

Why can't they be like all the others,

Playing them is like killing brothers.

...you're welcome.
Last edited by DeaThrash at May 11, 2011,
#6
Quote by Silent Murder
Find a limerick online
???
PROFIT

I would but my teacher checks for plagiarism.
#8
Quote by Jesse0315
I would but my teacher checks for plagiarism.


you also could have written and original one by now...
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#9
Quote by Jesse0315
I would but my teacher checks for plagiarism.

Find a guitar-related limerick online in another language
translate /w google translate
modify
???
profit
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#10
Quote by Jesse0315
I would but my teacher checks for plagiarism.


Do they REALLY do that?
Substitute a few rhyming words and BAM! Totally original poem.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#12
I thought I'd learn to play guitar,
To pull girls at my local bar,
Through my awesome fretting,
I've seen them undressing,
And got some in the back seat of my car.

I'd do better but I'm shattered
If you're reading this, then chances are you're procrastinating too
#13
Quote by tomrgane
I thought I'd learn to play guitar,
To pull girls at my local bar,
Through my awesome fretting,
I've seen them undressing,
And got some in the back seat of my car.

I'd do better but I'm shattered

There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#14
There once was a boy on UG
who needed a poem, you see
he posted a thread
and then pitifully said
can you write a limerick for me?

But despite the poor sods lack of wit
his story, allow me to permit
is quite entertaining
well, more so than draining
the fluid from a teenagers zit.

Alas now I'm rambling on
but all hope for this fellow is gone
see a limerick is quite
easy to write
unless you happen to be a moron.

But please TS do not be upset
or think of your plight i forget
so here I shall help
before you babble and yelp
about how your failure in English is set

Limericks are simple you see
just remember to make it funny
for your reader must not
think you are a clot
for writing too seriously.

But finally remember this point;
your poem must not feel disjoint
for a poor sense of time
or failure to rhyme
will only result in a rubbish limerick.
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#15
I met an old man in Kentucky
Who thought he could get a bit lucky
He hit on a girl
Who gave him a whirl
And now he's got itch from the sucky.
Guitar.

You're welcome.
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#16
Yeah, I gotta write a limerick for English too, I think it'll be about Wal-mart...
you're a stone fox
#17
How about TS does his own homework? I'm seriously sick of threads where people go, "Do my homework for me. It's due tomorrow." I'm willing to bet that you've known about the assignment for awhile. If you can't pull it out of your ass by now, then that's your problem. We shouldn't have to help you. Technically, if we did help you and your teacher found out we helped you, it'd be considered cheating.
#18
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How about TS does his own homework? I'm seriously sick of threads where people go, "Do my homework for me. It's due tomorrow." I'm willing to be you've known about the assignment for awhile. If you can't pull it out of your ass by now, then that's your problem. We shouldn't have to help you. Technically, if we did help you and your teacher found out we helped you, it'd be considered cheating.


This. I have made one of the stupidest threads on UG but I still dont ask for help on my homework.
you're a stone fox
#19
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
How about TS does his own homework? I'm seriously sick of threads where people go, "Do my homework for me. It's due tomorrow." I'm willing to bet that you've known about the assignment for awhile. If you can't pull it out of your ass by now, then that's your problem. We shouldn't have to help you. Technically, if we did help you and your teacher found out we helped you, it'd be considered cheating.

I'm pretty sure about two people gave a 'serious' answer, and the rest are things he either can't use or are just excuses to be perverse.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#20
Quote by strat0blaster
I'm pretty sure about two people gave a 'serious' answer, and the rest are things he either can't use or are just excuses to be perverse.

I can see that.

But basically, that means that because everyone was telling TS to gtfo in their own ways, all of this spam was generated. I'm reporting TS, fyi.
#21
Quote by Todd Hart
There once was a boy on UG
who needed a poem, you see
he posted a thread
and then pitifully said
can you write a limerick for me?

But despite the poor sods lack of wit
his story, allow me to permit
is quite entertaining
well, more so than draining
the fluid from a teenagers zit.

Alas now I'm rambling on
but all hope for this fellow is gone
see a limerick is quite
easy to write
unless you happen to be a moron.

But please TS do not be upset
or think of your plight i forget
so here I shall help
before you babble and yelp
about how your failure in English is set

Limericks are simple you see
just remember to make it funny
for your reader must not
think you are a clot
for writing too seriously.

But finally remember this point;
your poem must not feel disjoint
for a poor sense of time
or failure to rhyme
will only result in a rubbish limerick.




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#22
There once was a guy called Jesse
Whose literature was quite messy
So he asked UG
And despite what you see
This isn't all going to rhyme
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#23
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