#1
http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html?sms_ss=twitter&at_xt=4dcb05bfc1e4b561%2C0

In addition to Kenobi, two men and one wookiee were killed, one believed to be his young apprentice and the other two his couriers, according to an admiral who briefed reporters under Imperial ground rules forbidding further identification. A woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, the Admiral said. Two droids were also reported missing.
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Last edited by Beautiful at May 12, 2011,
#4



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#6
*bookmarked*
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#7
Quote by smartguyreviews
the comments are the best part

They truly are...they're 100x funnier than the actual article
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Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


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#8
We Got Him!
We sailed through endless skies...

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#11
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the comments are the best part

"There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!"

#12
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"There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!"



Me too...I don't get it
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#13
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Me too...I don't get it

Just click around the page and they should show up.
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Extremely attractive woman.
extremely attractive
oh baby
EDIT: you're a guy. shit.
...an extremely attractive guy.
extremely attractive
oh baby


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#14
This is rather fantastic
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#15
In an earlier statement issued to the press, Kenobi boasted that striking him down could make him "more powerful than you could possibly imagine."



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I tried to get UG to build one. use the search bar. I promise, it's there somewhere.
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#19
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#20
Disappointed it isn't an actually website...

EDIT: i r gud grammerz
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#23
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the comments are the best part

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Last edited by sfaune92 at May 12, 2011,
#25
Bah, he was never real anyway. The Jedi are just a hoax made up by the Imperial government to scare us into bowing our heads. I mean come on, are you honestly going to tell me that one of these "Noble, elegant warriors" is hiding on Dagobah? Stop getting high on tibanna gas.
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#26




This is amazing!

muledit:
Where are the amazing comments you speak of??
RIP Gooze

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Last edited by mulefish at May 12, 2011,
#28
Quote by mulefish




This is amazing!

muledit:
Where are the amazing comments you speak of??


Go to the very first page by clicking the Galactic Empire Times logo, there should be like roughly 500 comments.
#29
Are you people saying the comments are hilarious trolling?

there are only 3 (unfunny) comments that I can see.

EDIT:

^ I see
#30
O.K.

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~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#31
Quote by BlacksailsTippa
Go to the very first page by clicking the Galactic Empire Times logo, there should be like roughly 500 comments.


This is amazing
RIP Gooze

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