Now assuming the zombie Apocalypse took place and the zombies where more classic remero than the modern day zombie it would under control with a day or 2 then we would all be able to take or at least hide a zombie pet/slave..... so that everyone or at least a good portion of us would understand who you are talking about who would be your celebrity zombie pet/slave????
Stephen Fry.
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everything that you've come to expect

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Nick Frost, blatently.

No doubt.

I reckon he'd still beat my ass at Timesplitters 2, even as a member of the undead.

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Nick Frost, without a doubt. I mean really, is there other option?
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Bob Barker.

If a corpse is zombified, would they come back to 'life'?

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
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If a corpse is zombified, would they come back to 'life'?

Horseness is the whatness of allhorse.
We are all Neil Lennon
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I already have a pet zombie this is her pic

You have the same model as me.
Bass is my life.

This guy can speak louder than a crate Megastack , he'd scare the hell of my neighbours as a zombie.
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Maybe someone like Emma Watson. Yes I'd do a zombie.

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I would take ozzy wouldn't even have to wait for him to get bit everyone would just believe me since hardly anyone can understand a damned word he says.....