#1
I was playing guitar and having a Coca-Cola. I took a big slurp of it and somehow it managed to get down my air tubes (I am not English, so probably wrong term) and not the air tubes. Now my chest burns, a lot, and I can´t cough right.

Should I see doc? Or ride it out?
Guitars:
- Gibson SG Standard
- Lag Roxane 500
- Eastwood Hi-Flyer
- Takamine EG523

Amplifiers:
- Jet City JCA50H
- George Dennis 60Watt The Blue Combo
- Marshall SuperBass 100Watt
#2
Yep, you're fucked.
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#4
Nice knowing you.
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#5
It was nice not knowing you.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#7
haha, airtubes.
Thought he was talking about his amp or something

It's serious though, call your relatives to say final goodbye
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#8
I hope you had a short bucket list.
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#10
Well we all die eventually , hope you won't earn a Darwin award for that one.

Nah seriously ... erm ... how long has it been burning ?
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