Poll: What next
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Gollum
22 24%
A car
16 18%
A chav
23 26%
A duck
29 32%
Voters: 90.
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#1
Order, order!

Hi pit heads!

I got incredibly bored the other day because everyone was on a DofE trip, so I created a facebook profile where I pose as a bear just for the stupidity of it. I'm getting sick of the bear theme, so what should I choose next?

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#3
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I think you should get out more.


Learn to read. I said everyone else was on a trip at the time.
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#5
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Learn to read. I said everyone else was on a trip at the time.


You can't get out on your own?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#6

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#8
wat is this i dont even
Isn't it a pity?
Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...


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#9
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You can't get out on your own?


I didn't really feel like taking a smelly bus all the way to Oxford.
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#10
A bear?



I shall smite thee.
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I didn't really feel like taking a smelly bus all the way to Oxford.


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#12
You should go with the giant puckered butthole facebook theme.
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#17
A chav, of course.

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#18
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Fix'd.



My mistake.
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#19
TS why would you even want to....

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Never mind, continue.
#21
Chav, obviously.
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#25
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It's what i do


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#26
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Your wife


It's what i do

14 year olds have wifes now? It's a crazy world we live in.
#27
I picked that, uhm, you know? Those vile creatures? Wandering about just being evil and annoying? Y'know, those chavs.
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#28
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Order, order!

Yeah, lemme get a large number 2 with cheese and a root beer. Thanks.
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#29
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Yeah, lemme get a large number 2 with cheese and a root beer. Thanks.




John Bercow is the Speaker in the House of Commons. He yells ORDER whenever there's too much noise or a rule has been broken...
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#30
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John Bercow is the Speaker in the House of Commons. He yells ORDER whenever there's too much noise or a rule has been broken...

Can I get a coke with that?
#31
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John Bercow is the Speaker in the House of Commons. He yells ORDER whenever there's too much noise or a rule has been broken...


Out of curiosity, why John Bercow of all people?
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#32
A functional human being
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#33
I hear actually reading or doing shit outside is more entertaining than being the antisocial jackass who makes a fake FB profile...

ITT: TS talks about how he's so bored that he needs to troll facebook.
#34
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do you want to shit in the woods?

Yes, I'll also prey for food from my cave, because after all, If I wanna be a bear, I also need to eat. That's easy, because I like food.
#36
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Am I the only one who thought DofE was some sort of drug?




And to the guy who asked why I chose John Bercow...

I chose him because I like the way he yells "ORDER!" and "Ed Miliband!" in the HoC. :p

OT: Any other suggestions for an animal?
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#37
Pretend you're a duck that's wearing a dog mask, thus be a doggy duck.
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#38
No matter what animal you pretend to be, you will never be Hamster Duck.



ALL GLORY TO HAMSTER DUCK! HE HATH RETURNED!
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#39
^

That's not a hamster, the tail's too long.
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#40
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And to the guy who asked why I chose John Bercow...

I chose him because I like the way he yells "ORDER!" and "Ed Miliband!" in the HoC. :p

OT: Any other suggestions for an animal?


Just stop.
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