Poll: Would you find this situation funny?
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Hell yeah I would
33 25%
No way...
76 57%
I wouldn't even notice
24 18%
Voters: 133.
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#1
...and covered you with all the water, would you find it funny or would it be the worst thing ever?
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#2
depends what i was doing.

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#4
Worst thing ever, because we'd probably all die not long after.
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#6
It wouldn't cover you with water. Gravity is removed, not reversed. If you're pissing, though, your piss would be suspended in midair, which would be funny for about 5 seconds.
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#7
Quote by MAC2322
It wouldn't cover you with water. Gravity is removed, not reversed. If you're pissing, though, your piss would be suspended in midair, which would be funny for about 5 seconds.


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#8
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depends what i was doing.


You were cleaning the toilet.
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Quote by MAC2322
It wouldn't cover you with water. Gravity is removed, not reversed. If you're pissing, though, your piss would be suspended in midair, which would be funny for about 5 seconds.
Yep, except your stream would have momentum, carrying it into the toilet. The projectile wouldn't have that slight arc though, it would just go straight into the bowl.
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#10
Well if gravity stopped working we'd have bigger fish to fry, like one of the forces holding the universe together no longer working for some reason.

I imagine planet Earth would be like a wet football being span on a finger... With us being the little bits of water going every which way.
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#11
In that case, I'd need to restart the universe again...and save reality...again.
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#12
I'd lol while we all die slowly.
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#13
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We would all fall apart because our bodies are used to the constant air pressure of 1 G.



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Quote by food1010
Yep, except your stream would have momentum, carrying it into the toilet. The projectile wouldn't have that slight arc though, it would just go straight into the bowl.


That would be cool.
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Look at him fall apart
mentally to this game of chess.

Damn. My mistake. Now I'm totally mixed up - under what circumstances do we suddenly fall apart?

EDIT: Since when can we delete our own posts? Pressed the button accidentaly

EDIT 2: Now I'm completely off track. I think I remember our Physics teacher talking about this but I can't seem to find anything about it. I think this explains why I'm not exactly successful with Physics in school


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#16
I'd laugh at my piss being sprinkled around for the tiniest moment it takes for me to get smacked against the wall and die with a crushed skull...
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#17
wouldnt the earth rip its self apart due to lack of gravity, as gravity pulls everything together? just a thought, im kinda intrigued

and i wouldn't find it funny.
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Damn. My mistake. Now I'm totally mixed up - under what circumstances do we suddenly fall apart?

EDIT: Since when can we delete our own posts? Pressed the button accidentaly

The average air pressure is 100 kN/m^2, g is another.. thing.
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#19
i push my poo out.it doesnt just fall out due to gravity
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#20
Jewchords is gonna be upset that you made this thread before him, TS
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#21
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The average air pressure is 100 kN/m^2, g is another.. thing.

g refers to the gravity acceleration we have on earth, which is approximately 9.81 m/s² If you're driving in 90 kilometers per hour, and you slow down to 0 km/h in two seconds, you feel an acceleration of 1.25 g. Just imagine during collisions, when it only takes a few milliseconds from 90 to zero, and even worse: front against front collisions. Also, crash tests never exceed 70 kilometers per hour, because that's the limit a human body can handle.

EDIT: Corrected a number.
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#22
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wouldnt the earth rip its self apart due to lack of gravity, as gravity pulls everything together? just a thought, im kinda intrigued

and i wouldn't find it funny.

The more realistic problem would be that our atmosphere would fly off into space almost immediately.
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#23
Quote by sfaune92
g refers to the gravity acceleration we have on earth, which is approximately 9.81 m/s² If you're driving in 90 kilometers per hour, and you slow down to 0 km/h in two seconds, you feel an acceleration of 4.5 g. Just imagine on collisions, when it only takes a few milliseconds from 90 to zero...

g is a vector field which divergence is -4piG times the volumetric mass density of whatever exerts the gravitational field.
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#24
Quote by damian_91
g is a vector field which divergence is -4piG times the volumetric mass density of whatever exerts the gravitational field.


Well, perhaps it means a lot of different things, but we refer to it as g = G/m = (γM)/r²
Your usage might be more right though. I have only had two years of upper secondary level physics...
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Quote by food1010
Yep, except your stream would have momentum, carrying it into the toilet. The projectile wouldn't have that slight arc though, it would just go straight into the bowl.



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If it was first thing in the moment, I probably wouldn't notice
#27
Quote by micromountain37
If gravity just stopped, wouldn't the earth and all the other planets be flung into deep space?


Well if it stopped on the Earth then it would have to stop in the entire galaxy...so yes in addition to all the stars within all the galaxies getting flung in random directions.
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#28
Wow, half of this threads replies give me an headache... especially the last half of it

I am now confused... what is the REAL result of gravity stopping while at the toilet?
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Quote by Paramore.
Wow, half of this threads replies give me an headache... especially the last half of it

I am now confused... what is the REAL result of gravity stopping while at the toilet?

you'll get slingshotted towards the wall and die from a crushed skull, prob. Is it still funny now, TS?

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I had a friend who was held at gunpoint as a cashier. The robber told him to give him all the money in the register and what not. Apparently my friend then replied, "Would you like a slurpee with that?"
#31
I don't understand how anyone could find this remotely funny if it was to happen. Shit covered body and bathroom? I'll pass
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#32
Quote by Paramore.
Wow, half of this threads replies give me an headache... especially the last half of it

I am now confused... what is the REAL result of gravity stopping while at the toilet?

Gravity is the principle that all matter pulls other matter towards it. So this would lead to many things, the first springing to my mind being
A) The Earth would no longer be pulled towards the sun, however it would still be moving at 19 miles a second in whatever direction it was moving at the time. This sudden COLOSSAL change in momentum would **** your day for obvious reasons. Like everything getting flung around randomly. Also everything else would do the same thing, so it's incredibly likely the Earth would collide with another huge mass.
B) You know Newton's laws? An object in motion stays in motion until acted upon by an equal and opposite force, an object at rest stays at rest until acted upon by an equal and opposite force, and every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Well except when an object is in free-fall (when gravity doesn't affect the object anymore) gravity is one of those equal and opposite forces. This means anything coming to a stop would be quite the difficult task.

I'm 100% positive there's more, and there's flaws in what I just I said, but that was off the top of my head, and I've never taken physics.
#33
Well if you shit or pissed hard enough you'd fly off the toilet.

Which would be cool.



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#34
Quote by Paramore.
Wow, half of this threads replies give me an headache... especially the last half of it

I am now confused... what is the REAL result of gravity stopping while at the toilet?

All atmosphere, and unsecured objects on earth would cease to maintain the angular velocity of the earth and move up towards space. As the atmospheric pressure decreased, temperatures would drop and all life on earth would either suffocate,freeze,die from over exposure to gamma rays, or make it to the moon (which has successfully stolen Earths atmoshere and ocean) to rebuild humanity.
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Quote by Paramore.
Wow, half of this threads replies give me an headache... especially the last half of it

I am now confused... what is the REAL result of gravity stopping while at the toilet?



Piss accelerates indefinitely in the direction of the toilet, only being stopped by the toilet.
#38
that would be pretty shitty amiright



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#39
The point of this thread is hilarious
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#40
I love these questions that ask more questions.

Always a good way to waste time talking irl aswell.
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