#1
For beauty pageants.

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#6
Gotta get the wrinkles while they're young I tell ya!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#10
This actually comes as very little of a shock to me, after seeing five minutes of one of those blasted kiddy pageant TV shows this kind of beahviour seems to be in the pushy parent handbook.
#11
Heard about this yesterday.

Why would you give a kid that?


On another poind, why the fuck would you let your kid compete? These are fucking stupid, and potentially scarring for life.
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#12
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#13
I hate how the f*cking obese mum says she uses it herself for cosmetic purposes. If you tried losing a a few f*cking stone you wouldn't look like the rear end of an elephant during a shit. F*cked up shit
#15
I have watched Toddlers and Tiaras and personally i can't see how they can air that on tv.
I mean, it's a pedophile's favorite show!!
And the girls look freaky, false teeth, hair, dressed like 18yo sluts and the way some force their smile is just creepy.

here's a funny parody by Tom Hanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s
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#16
What a joke! She obviously isn't looking into the best interest of her child if she's injecting spider poisoning into her child's forehead! Some of these pageant moms will do ANYTHING to win!!!
#17
This is why I hate those beauty pageants. They make mothers dress up their 8 year old daughters up to look like miniature hookers, AND THEN they get judged based on how they look. Aren't little kids supposed to be innocent and naive of those things until puberty hits??
#18
She really should be saving it for herself, she's going to need all the help she can get...

Seriously though, WTF!?! I thought it was wrong forcing these kids in these pageants to begin with, but this is unreal..
#19
I first heard of this "Toddler's and Tiaras" thing after watching a skit with Tom Hanks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s).

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#22
At first I thought it was a sensationalist misinterpretation of the real story (e.g the girl needed botox for medical reasons), but then I raeg'd.
#23
Her fatass mom is probably just trying to live her dreams of being good looking through her daughter. That's just f***ing wrong.
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#24
Apparently the 8 year old told her to do it.

Boy, if my mom did whatever I told her to do when I was 8 years old, she would've gotten bankrupt because I would've told her to furnish my room with dinosaur crap everywhere and I also would have my own spacestation or some other shit. The **** kind of excuse is that?
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#28
That's really bad, I honestly don't believe the daughter asked for the Botox
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#29
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What doctor would do this?

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#31
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What doctor would do this?

Thats the thing. The mother actually held the needle and injected it into her own child.
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#37
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Always the fat, dumb, bitch moms that are doing this.

You mean the kind, intelligent ones never do it?

I can't imagine why that would be. Probably just coincidence.
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