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#2


Sounded like quite the scene as well.

The attacker left the establishment with the head in his hand and then threw it to the pavement.


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#3
INB4 this thread gets closed.

But in case it doesn't, that guy is a badass and I will not here him referred to as anything else.

EDIT: Did not read the article..
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#5
Haven't read the article yet, but that guy is my idol.

EDIT: I didn't realise it TS meant decapitation...
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#7
i guess we have different interpretations of what it means to "get head"...
#10
so wait... a British woman was decapitated in Spain in a Chinese supermarket by a Bulgarian using a knife who was then taken down by an Italian with a bicycle helmet? weird...
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#11
Misleading title to get traffic = Success.

Honestly at a loss for words on the situation...must have been horrific to see as an onlooker.
#12
MADRID — A man with a knife decapitated a British woman in a supermarket on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife on Friday and fled with her head, police said. The man, allegedly 28-year-old Bulgarian Deyan Valentinov, launched his knife attack on the victim in a Chinese supermarket.


So basically... a British woman in a Chinese supermarket in Spain got decapitated by a Bulgarian? And of course, an Italian bystander... plus, the report is from a French-Canadian site ô.O

That's globalisation for you right there ~

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so wait... a British woman was decapitated in Spain in a Chinese supermarket by a Bulgarian using a knife who was then taken down by an Italian with a bicycle helmet? weird...


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#14
I came into this thread expecting blowjobs.

You owe me, TS.
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INB4 this thread gets closed.

But in case it doesn't, that guy is a badass and I will not here him referred to as anything else.

EDIT: Did not read the article..


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#17
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I came into this thread expecting blowjobs.

You owe me, TS.

Head? That can be arranged.
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Urgh... This is just horrible.

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#21
British woman decapitated by Bulgarian man in Chinese supermarket in the Canary Islands. Assailant stopped by Italian cyclist.



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Sorry. The deranged man got a head in supermarket.
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Jesus Christ on a crutch.
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#25
wow, this is the first time i've ever been disappointed to read about a decapitation...
#27
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Haven't read the article yet, but that guy is my idol.

EDIT: I didn't realise it TS meant decapitation...

+1 to this...

At first I was like, damn way to go..

Then I read the article...
#31
*oh, just another silly article. Let's get a Miley Cyrus pun in there for some lulz*
*I'm bored, let's read the article*
/reads_article

*whatthe...*
/reads_some_more

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i guess we have different interpretations of what it means to "get head"...


This. What a ****ed up story I hope your proud of yourself OP.


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#33
Am I only the one who for some reason didn't think of blowjobs when I saw the thread title?
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#34
This is horrifying. I'm terrified by the idea of decapitation. The Life of Pi traumatised me.

...that or too much Lord of the Rings.
#35
Am i the only one that got the decapitation thing straight away without considering sex?

I'm so hard up
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#37
psycho guy does psycho shit, this isn't news. this is olds. he shouldn't have been released, he's a psychopathic killer, and i don't really care

where's the video of a guy getting head in the supermarket?
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#38
You tricked me too :P I thought that was going to be some retarded news article, but once I read it, this is what scared me the most.

...the alleged killer was disturbed and had chosen his victim at random.
#40


Seriously though, this is awful.
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