#1
So since I've got German heritage I have come across many Nazi and Hitler jokes in the past. Some of them hilarious, others rather tiresome but all in all I've had to learn how to get along with them. However, every once in a while I'll always hear something like...

"Oh, Germans killed my family" or "Your ancestors killed my ancestors" without any shroud of sarcasm or humour behind it.

What's a good comeback for this to release some tension?
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They fucking deserved it.

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"That's not funny, my grandfather died in a concentration camp too..."


"He fell off the guard tower."
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lol yah this.

or you could go

"they might've killed them but they weren't Nazi about it"
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"That's not funny, my grandfather died in a concentration camp too..."


"He fell off the guard tower."


XD THIS!
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Say "Oh cool", then act totally aloof.
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#16
Einstein was a German too.

So was Bach

And Beethoven

And tell them that not only does German not equal Nazi, the vice versa isn't true either.
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#20
If they are being serious, burst out laughing and tell them to go into more detail. Tell them you love hearing about the gas chambers and the burning of children in the ovens. Slap your knee, laugh, and move on afterwards.
#22
Say "hey **** you, my grandfather died at auschwitz" then when they say "Oh really?" you say "yeah, he fell of the guard tower!"

I've pulled that one a few times, always hilarious.
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"That's not funny, my grandfather died in a concentration camp too..."


"He fell off the guard tower."

I always laugh at this
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"Oh, Germans killed my family"

"Would you like to join them?"

"Your ancestors killed my ancestors"

"We can recreate that moment if you'd like."

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#27
"yeah, mein führer was pretty badass like that."

eh I get the same.

people at work call me "master of the aryan race" because I'm pale as ****. have blonde hair. and blue eyes. and I'm mostly german + some Swedish.

I just joke along with them.
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eh I get the same.
people at work call me "master of the aryan race" because I'm pale as ****. have blonde hair. and blue eyes. and I'm mostly german + some Swedish.

I think they are hinting that they want to breed a pure race with you.

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